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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

The list is suspiciosly lacking in products which inhibit the premature and unwelcome ejaculation process from occuring immediately upon insertion. I'm tempted to call bullshit on the story for that reason.

fuflans's avatar

that's a lot of paraphernalia for a 1st date. Next time he should maybe just try 'chocolat' or something.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

James O'Keefe <i>is</i> the little man in the boat.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Poppa's Got a Brand New (douche)Bag

TundraGrifter's avatar

Dang! Beat me to it. I woulda kept the .45 and the gold coins. Could have sold the coins to Glumm Bleek.

The Quirk's avatar

It's different when righttards are screwing w/ CNN directly, instead of just lying to a reporter.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

What a creep this guy is. I don't see a happy ending for him. He's got ... uh ... "issues" and they are not being resolved. The Graybar Hotel might help with that ...

chascates's avatar

Breitbart needs to get one of those mail order operatives from Russia or Thailand.

PsycWench's avatar

Don Henley called to say you're way too young to be using that line.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Jesus wept - This is the new up and coming conservative leadership. Fuck that...Jesus puked.

PsycWench's avatar

Only after reading the story I realized that the Wonkette story is straight up, no satire. All of this is factual. WTF is WRONG with these people?