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Dildo boats, also, too.

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I don't know that I've seen a more desperately incompetent ANYTHING...

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James O'Keef, master of seduction. What woman could resist a man with those looks, I mean seriously?

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I imagine his "clever disguise" and fake name (Muhammad Mohamed, obviously) would FINALLY get him the beating he so richly deserves...

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Batman and Robin, these guys ain't.

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<i>We assume he’ll be turning up at the polls attempting to vote for Mark Udall while dressed as the Pope.</i>

That would be the ultimate election gaming. Since the Pope is infallible, anybody he votes for is automatically the winner, right? So if you can convince an election judge that you are, in fact, El Popo, you can single-handedly steal the election. This shows what a genius blow-the-lid-off-journamalist James O'Kiff really is, that he's been able to logic all of this out.

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Is that what the kids are calling wet dreams these days?

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For his stand-ups and 're-enactments' in the edited video he'll be sure to wear a rubber Obama mask.

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Mustachios have lost their allure....

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Also: whutta dickweed

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Furry disguise or GTFO!!

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And that GOP congressman gets in trouble for kissing somebody who isn't his wife?

IOKIYAD!

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