Between 2013 and 2014, JPMorgan Chase, a shadowy banking cabal, paid some $14 billion with a b in legal costs stemming from various criminal enterprises the company willfully engaged in to make money.
...remember that idiotic statement: "Corporations are people my friends"? Well if that is the case then they should be held to the exact same legal standards!
If I as parent have 16yr old that goes out and commits grand theft auto and in the process wraps a 40 thousand dollar BMW around a telephone pole, guess who would be responsible for restitution? <strong>ME, THE GUARDIAN/PARENT!!!!</strong> So this bullshit argument that banks aren&#039;t responsible for the action of &quot;rogue&quot; employees doesn&#039;t hold an ounce of water!
Citibank could move to St. Kitts. I&#039;m not sure how the island is set up for internet service, electrical power, chilled water plants for cooling the servers but you wouldn&#039;t be burdened with pesky US regulators. And you do all your business with Go To Meeting.
You&#039;re a real fuck up to earn a $14 billion fine. Glad your shareholders like your performance.
If he was really sorry he would have mentioned Jesus somewhere in there.
I guess nearly bringing down the global economy once isn&#039;t enough.
And, because of bankers, we have no money. It&#039;s a fucking miracle.
Is Jamie suggesting that regulators are actually doing their jobs? Or simply that this kabuki theater is too time-consuming?
Rigging the market and still losing money in it, requires extreme incompetence. How did Dimon keep his job?
So much aggravation for only $20 million per year.
...remember that idiotic statement: &quot;Corporations are people my friends&quot;? Well if that is the case then they should be held to the exact same legal standards!
If I as parent have 16yr old that goes out and commits grand theft auto and in the process wraps a 40 thousand dollar BMW around a telephone pole, guess who would be responsible for restitution? <strong>ME, THE GUARDIAN/PARENT!!!!</strong> So this bullshit argument that banks aren&#039;t responsible for the action of &quot;rogue&quot; employees doesn&#039;t hold an ounce of water!
something something Jamie Dimon/Juvenile Delinquent/Just Desserts something something &lt;rimshot&gt;
Mo&#039; (ill-gotten) money, mo&#039; problems.
Dear Mittens,
I have the <i>perfect</i> VP for your 2016 run! Call me.
Sincerely, MM
Citibank could move to St. Kitts. I&#039;m not sure how the island is set up for internet service, electrical power, chilled water plants for cooling the servers but you wouldn&#039;t be burdened with pesky US regulators. And you do all your business with Go To Meeting.
You&#039;re a real fuck up to earn a $14 billion fine. Glad your shareholders like your performance.
⬠Whoa, whoa whoa â« Jamie&#039;s cryin&#039; â« â®â¹
Yes, but it would be a good start for &#039;em too...