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Oblio's Cap's avatar

They'll be readily accessible. Much like Galt's Gulch, this utopia will collapse quickly.

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rtpoeman's avatar

South Dakota?

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rtpoeman's avatar

At least he offered something, unlike the waste of protoplasm from Arizona.

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Grimscribe's avatar

What happens when the subpoena-getters ignore their subpoenas?

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rtpoeman's avatar

To remind people what happened and who was responsible.

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rtpoeman's avatar

It's the mortadella you need to watch out for.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

Like the guy carrying it.

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CafeenMan's avatar

They'll be committing crimes against humanity and nature in no time.

We'll invade, kick their asses, take back the land and NOT let them be citizens this time. They can apply for a green card or go live in Siberia or some shit hole that will have them.

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glenglish's avatar

Give the MAGAbillies the Bikini Islands.

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Tom65's avatar

We will fight the Subpoenas on Executive Privilege and other grounds, for the good of our Country, while we wait to find out whether or not Subpoenas will be sent out to Antifa and BLM for the death and destruction they have caused in tearing apart our Democrat-run cities throughout America

OK, got an address to send it to?

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TakingAmes's avatar

Keeping in mind that you can't actually use a rocket launcher for legitimate self defense. I mean, if a sandwich is right up in your face threatening you, that rocket launcher is really only good for bashing the sandwich to pieces, not for firing a rocket into it. At close range, that would just be dumb.

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lmurr's avatar

Nothing. Ain’t America great?

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

and that's considering the inevitable degree of desensitization we've all been experiencing over the past half decade.

boy do I want to get off this ride.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

Bennie & Liz are talking tough but I'll believe it when I see some goons perp-walking in cuffs.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

I luv Creepy Girl.

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Retired Superhero's avatar

Definitely not what would happen if you or I did.

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