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Harrisburg didn't. Unfortunately the western suburbs did, so he won the district.

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Fuck this clown and fuck that POS Manchin.

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Fantastic and worthy of publishing. How about "nuttin'" instead of "nuthin?" ;^)

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Isn't poetry a wonderful form of expression? I used to write some verse and it felt good. Maybe that'd cheer me up....

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"Not duly constituted" is, as we all know, total BS.

McCarthy appointed his five, two were declined. Gym Jordan is the one I remember, both were likely witnesses and Gymmy Boy was definitely gonna tell everything to his real dad, Cadet Bonespurs.

So McCarthy yanked everybody.

And so Pelosi got Cheney and Kinzinger.

Boycotting it 'cuz you don't like what you know it will find does not invalidate the authority of the House. Looks duly constituted to me.

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Assuming all of this is really true (it's not), how does this in any way prevent us from looking into a violent riot that attempted to prevent the orderly, legal transfer of power, for the first time in our history?

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I see that the district takes in big hunks along the Susquehanna both north and south of Harrisburg. That's some pretty rural and conservative country. The company I work for had a plant in York, which is part of that district.

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I was a little too late to get the actual factory tour you used to get, gpt the World's Fair/Disneyland style info-ride.

But they were still giving out free candy.

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Yeah, who needs things like pesky laws and annoying sentencing guidelines?

What is required is for some of the leadership to go down.

We heard next to nothing from the Mueller investigation while it was in progress. That the report had damning info in it, and it required Donnie Bonespurs to drop Beauregard Sessions and bring on Billy Barr to spin and lie about it.

Silence from the DOJ at this point does not concern me.

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This is totally freaking weird.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Yes!

As Wonkette's pro bono Poet Laureate, I encourage you to write! Always good to put your thoughts and feelings down on paper. And remember: poetry is just playing with words.

Some writing prompts:Solstice/Winter/CandlelightGratitudeTwittery birdies in the snow.Goddamn fucking Mitch Mc Connell!

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Arrest this arrogant fucker. This asshole tried to overthrow our government. The least we can do is arrest him.

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You should look up the food handling robot videos on YouTube, some of them are truly incredible. They can package frelling croissants and not drop crumbs.

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Let the knives begin.

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If he looks in the mirror and says “radical left” three times - he’s still a lying coward and a card-carrying member of the Racist Sedition Party.

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He looks like a Manure Corps. recruit.

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