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a) hannity is a liar who only tells the truth when it's confidential.b) When he tells the truth it's a doozy.c) hannity is stupid but he makes meadows look like the Abbie Normal brain after it fell on the floor.d) hannity is very very stupid because as of December 31st he persisted in believing that tfg had the capacity to do something relatively constructive instead of retaliating for his election thrashing: "He should announce will lead the nationwide effort to reform voting integrity."

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Make sure they are 'leaves of three'

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he knows. he's just a liar.

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"Who is the current Vice President?"

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Or anywhere. Please!

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Ta, Liz.

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What was bigger, the January 6th Insurrection Mob or the crowd at Chump's 2017 Inauguration?

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They don't care if they believe two contradictory statements. They live in a mental map of unrelated statements, a fractured world of hate and fear.

1. The immigrants have come to take our jobs.2. The immigrants are lazy bums who want to live off welfare.

Both true!

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What was the difference?

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The reply to 'what channel are you watching' is 'What channel are *you* watching that DIDN'T show that?' Sie Said With 2020 Hindsight.Seriously tho, bless you for making an effort. That she still talks to you means she hasn't completely written you off as a commie antifa messican terr'ist. And that means that somewhere, some of this might be making her Wonder, just a little bit. Even if she'll never admit it.

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Thank you for saying that. I know she'll never change her mind about anything, but I hope that I can maybe make a tiny difference in getting her to at least realize there are other valid points of view.

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Also, she believes "Biden has the borders wide open!" What does this even mean? I think the border situation is approximately the same, year to year. Sure, it's a mess, but she seems to think that Trump had it under control, and now Biden has just flung the gates open and sent all the Border Patrol agents home.

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Well, the Inauguration was conducted according to the Constitution of the United States, even if the election wasn't.

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I think the fact that she hasn't long since shut you out of her life is a positive sign.

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Oddly enough, one of the most chill and uplifting people I have ever known was a retired cop. When I knew him, he was President of the Chamber of Commerce in a Milwaukee suburb. Spent much of his time visiting small businesses, telling the owners their place was important to the town and encouraging them to keep going one more day.

But mostly, yeah. 'nuff said.

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Logic is not their strong suit.

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