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Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

This is what I suggested last week. Keep slapping new subpoenas on the motherfucker. Let the counts pile up until he's looking at years in prison despite each count being only a misdemeanor.

purefog's avatar

I was glad to read "Jennifer Lynn Lawrence." Earlier today I read a reference to "conservative activist Jennifer Lawrence" and thought -- WTF?Full disclosure: Have crushed on JL since Winter's Bone.

King Beauregard πŸ‘‚'s avatar

I was checking the comments on that video, and it turns out people got a lot more out of that scene than I did. Me, I sort of felt there was this vibe of, "young street toughs are so stupid that the only way you can reach them is talking in terms of gangs", and that rubbed me the wrong way.

Also, I had a child's understanding of the atom ever since I was pretty young, and this seemed to be even lower level than the picture books on science I looked at when I was seven.

Retief of the CDT's avatar

I have a theory as to why they won't depose Trump. They don't want to have to sit through the last presidential debates again.

Erala Contratista's avatar

Been on that mission for several years. Best results have been a standoff *snerk*Aim for stasis and no inflammation.Landscaping gets to you in so many ways 😎 but working outside was a pleasure. Plus, no office politics!

Stretching exercises and a good massage therapist help a lot....

Oblio's Cap's avatar

I don't judge; just teporting what I have seen. I wear socks and shoes away from the house.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

While Alex Jones testifies before the committee his ex should do another emergency custody request for their daughter.

And he needs to wear a mask when he shows up.

VasilyTheCognitiveDissident's avatar

He's gonna plead the Fifth in order to avoid the long prison sentence he deserves. https://twitter.com/RonFili...

DrBDH's avatar

Imagine my relief when I realized they were not subpoenaing Dean Stockwell and Jennifer Lawrence. I should have known, since one is dead and the other hasn't appeared in anything for years except YouTube Funniest Moments videos. (I love 'em both.)

DrBDH's avatar

That works until he's offered immunity because, despite what he thinks, he's a little fish in this ocean.

DrBDH's avatar

That's why he pardoned himself, eh?

John McLaughlin's avatar

A patriot would speak. Alex Jones isn't a patriot.