Lady Governess Janice Brewer of Arizona has left her state on "official business." Well, let's be fair: Grand Dame Brewer has left her state for completely unexplained reasons , during which she failed to certify election results, and will be back Saturday, so shut up.
Just askin' here, but . . . how the hell can a governor be out attending to the people's business, without tellling the people what the fuck she's up to?
<i>&quot;Secretary of State Ken Bennett said he understands Brewer believes that the two years she spent finishing off Democrat Janet Napolitano&#039;s term do not count toward the two-term limit voters mandated in 1992. Brewer, elected in her own right at the 2010 election, is saying she could run again in 2014 if she wants, although she has not yet decided if she will.&quot;</i>
Hmm ... who else do we know who didn&#039;t serve a full term as governor?
Oh puh leeze!1! Everyone her in AZ knows that there is no entity on the planet with a pulse that would consent to having sexytime with the wicked witch of the west. The closest she could ever get to her own Mexican cabana boy would be the worm at the bottom of the mezcal bottle, which is why speculation is rampant here that she&#039;s doing a seven day stint in rehab...
This is the kind of scoop The Daily Caller lurves to cover, except Brewer is Repubican so ... crickets.
<i>&ldquo;That is all I can disclose at this time,&rdquo; Benson added.</i> Careful there Bensen. That kind of talk got Susan Rice 24x7 coverage on Fux News.
What a coincidence! I&#039;m also performing &quot;official duties&quot; by writing this comment during work hours.
Just askin&#039; here, but . . . how the hell can a governor be out attending to the people&#039;s business, without tellling the people what the fuck she&#039;s up to?
Trying to improve her looks? That does fit with the week-long time frame.
<i>&quot;Secretary of State Ken Bennett said he understands Brewer believes that the two years she spent finishing off Democrat Janet Napolitano&#039;s term do not count toward the two-term limit voters mandated in 1992. Brewer, elected in her own right at the 2010 election, is saying she could run again in 2014 if she wants, although she has not yet decided if she will.&quot;</i>
Hmm ... who else do we know who didn&#039;t serve a full term as governor?
Maybe she forgot her papers, and got picked up on reasonable suspicion.
&quot;Riding the burro&quot;? Is that what kids are calling it these days?
i hope secret service is coming to remind her of that wagging finger.
don&#039;t you be dissing my prez bitch.
Where are the singing mechanic/tow truck drivers and their polio-riddled sisters when we need them?
Pretty sure there ain&#039;t enough beer or lube in the world to make that happen.
Oh puh leeze!1! Everyone her in AZ knows that there is no entity on the planet with a pulse that would consent to having sexytime with the wicked witch of the west. The closest she could ever get to her own Mexican cabana boy would be the worm at the bottom of the mezcal bottle, which is why speculation is rampant here that she&#039;s doing a seven day stint in rehab...
I suppose that appearing dried-out would be a good disguise for an alcoholic.
This is the kind of scoop The Daily Caller lurves to cover, except Brewer is Repubican so ... crickets.
<i>&ldquo;That is all I can disclose at this time,&rdquo; Benson added.</i> Careful there Bensen. That kind of talk got Susan Rice 24x7 coverage on Fux News.
What a coincidence! I&#039;m also performing &quot;official duties&quot; by writing this comment during work hours.
Yeah, I&#039;m thinking face lift or chin lift or new dentures or something.
Perhaps she&#039;s seeking a &quot;second amendment remedy&quot;. (I know ... with votes, blah blah blah.)