Have you ever wondered if Department of Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano likes vag? You probably have wondered that. She is asked if she is lesbionic all the time, by everyone, just constantly. Well, now comes a lawsuit from a guy who was demoted after Napolitano took over at DHS, so she could replace him with a woman, Dora Schriro, with whom she had a "long-standing relationship." Also, some crazy person keeps calling subordinates on the telephone and screaming that she wants to blow them? That doesn't sound very lesbian, but whatever, it is very sexually harrassy (and weird!).
Two gay guys are sitting on a park bench on a nice sunny day when they notice a beautiful woman walking in their direction. She is gorgeous. They can't take their eyes off her as she comes down the path, goes past them, and continues out of sight. One of the gay guys then says to the other, "It's times like this I wish I were a lesbian".
It's "c--k". Obviously a reference to his "cork" which he bought on a trip to Italy. It's possible she wanted his "cask" in the back of her throat. He bought the cask on the same trip.
<i>screaming at him that she wanted his &lsquo;c&ndash;k in the back of [her] throat</i>
So many Repubicans have described how the Obama Administration is ramming things* down throats, I&#039;m surprised to hear the (alleged) opposite ramifying. _____________________ * democratically enacted laws
She's a bitch and evil.
<i>politically incorrect joke...</i>
Two gay guys are sitting on a park bench on a nice sunny day when they notice a beautiful woman walking in their direction. She is gorgeous. They can&#039;t take their eyes off her as she comes down the path, goes past them, and continues out of sight. One of the gay guys then says to the other, &quot;It&#039;s times like this I wish I were a lesbian&quot;.
It&#039;s &quot;c--k&quot;. Obviously a reference to his &quot;cork&quot; which he bought on a trip to Italy. It&#039;s possible she wanted his &quot;cask&quot; in the back of her throat. He bought the cask on the same trip.
<i>screaming at him that she wanted his &lsquo;c&ndash;k in the back of [her] throat</i>
So many Repubicans have described how the Obama Administration is ramming things* down throats, I&#039;m surprised to hear the (alleged) opposite ramifying. _____________________ * democratically enacted laws
They do have an obsession with that imagery, don&#039;t they?
Me too, but in my mind it ain&#039;t laws that are going down throats. Not cheese fries either. The internets has numerous helpful videos and photos on this subject. Like this one (IMO SFW) <a href="http:// <a href="http://:http://static8.businessinsi..."" target="_blank">:http://static8.businessinsi..."</a> target="_blank"> <a href="http://:" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://static8.businessinsider.com/image/4e49467fecad04747a000009/michele-bachmann-corndog.jpg">http://static8.businessinsi..." target="_blank">:" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://static8.businessinsider.com/image/4e49467fecad04747a000009/michele-bachmann-corndog.jpg">http://static8.businessinsi...
This is just a case of slightly fuzzy recall on the guy&#039;s part. What she actually said was &quot;Blow me&quot;.
<i>le petit mort</i>, indeed.
Sybian libel?
Little known fact: Lesbians do enjoy the odd mancock in the backs of their throats.
lmao
Remember, you have to get it past the teeth before it starts to feel good.
Any unattached sisters?
Whew. That makes more sense than &quot;cloak&quot;.
Help, help, I&#039;m being repressed!
The more I read about the right wing obsession with trivia, the happier I am.