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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"You mean, like Ernest Borgnine?" *questioning head tilt, slow blink*

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yes, couldn't possibly be because he's a terrible actor and an even worse person and everyone's had their fill of <em>Frasier</em> (which character every trailer for his "new" show appears to confirm he's still playing - maybe he's hoping to be the first person ever to be Emmy-nominated for the same role in <em>four</em> different shows?)

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Lot_49's avatar

That's why they call it "acting," as the saying goes.

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Lot_49's avatar

Sure wish you'd come back to Wonkville.

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SullivanSt's avatar

She said she wept. She actually fapped.

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diogenez's avatar

Ah, jeez. She clearly needs a hobby: maybe helping the Alaskan Evita count toes?

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SullivanSt's avatar

One... two... err, I forgot the next number. Oops.

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SullivanSt's avatar

For $50, they'll let you leave before the show.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Ah, but there'll be plenty of wind from the nova explosion.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Needs bigger hair.

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Fartknocker's avatar

This stupid twat fails to realize that Rural Electric Cooperative was (and continues to be) a government mandated program to bring electric power to rural communities. The REC is now bringing high speed internet to these same communities. She's a typical North Dallas trophy wife who eats at the Cheesecake Factory, shops at Niemen Marcus at North cross Mall, and bitches when the Mercedes mechanic charges her $900 for an oil change.

I hope she has a nice time in Tampa because her 15 minutes are about to be up because Mike Huckabee or Chris Christi are about to be the GOP 2016 saviors.

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Lot_49's avatar

Among wingnut D-list former actresses, let's not forget "Everybody Loves Raymond" co-star, uh...what was her name again?

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SullivanSt's avatar

To be fair, EQ doesn't know where we work...

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SullivanSt's avatar

Needz moar <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rural_Electrification_Act" target="_blank">gubmint</a>.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Idiot Wind libel!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I can't believe I used to want to nail her.

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