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Oy...the rodents just scratched the surface and the sides of their cages.

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*teardrop*

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And possibly gills! Who WOULDN'T want that shit?

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I'll ask Mr. Sparkle.

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Cocaine seems like a better back-up to the US ecomedy than oil, at this point.

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They just thought it was anthrax, perfectly normal.

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When I first saw the name, I thought it was pronounced like "Watch over ya," and thought it was quaint.

Then I found out it's pronounced like "Walk all over ya."

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Friend to children everywhere!

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Just wait until they have to deal with Sharkapus.

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Only if you don't use protection.

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W/ global climate change, they may prove more useful than wings.

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I hear what you're saying.

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Oy...don't get me started. My ex-wife liked hamsters and Guinea pigs.

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<i>"[Wachovia] failed to apply the proper anti-laundering strictures to the transfer of $378.4bn."</i>

Oh come now, anyone could overlook a piddling little amount like that.

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UNION THUGZZZZ!!!1!!! How dare they protest radioactive fish! I want my ocean back!

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Gamera is really neat. Gamera is filled with meat. We've been eating Gamera! Shell Teeth Eyes Flames Claws Breath Scales Fun!

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