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Thomas McCabe's avatar

292 positions. If each of them was only paying her $20 per week that's close enough to $292 000 a year. She's basically getting that money so they can put her name on their PR material. Why can't the rest of us ring up organisations and say "My name is Fred Smith. Give me just $20 a week!"? The rich are better at scamming than we are.

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Frank Underboob's avatar

But the licking's half the fun!

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fuflans's avatar

i have not seen this and i love you so much for posting this.

why isn't this linked after every mention of kushner?

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

By Trump's outrage lately, Mueller is close. Trump knows it.

Mueller's team WILL NOT lose!

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

"...Trump resigned from 292 positions." "And none of them were missionary, I can tell you that. I only use the best position, things they don't even have in the Carmen Ghia or whatever." -Mango Menace, Maybe.

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Just heard on NPR - Trump had slashed as in taken away funding for WHO. Because something something argle bargle " Foreign aid companies don't do anything. " I'm probably misquoting big time, but that was the gist. From our PRESIDENT IN TWEETI couldn't sleep last night, and consequently have the usual fuzzy brain syndrome. And this isn't even the open thread....

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SnarkON's avatar

"They both had to quit over 200 “positions” ...

Now we know who's stealing all of the jobs. It's not illegals; it's these two assholes.

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SnarkON's avatar

Meh; the Who hasn't been any good since "Who's Next" anyway.

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SnarkON's avatar

That's why they're rich!

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SnarkON's avatar

I was super excited when I found my beloved Montblanc pen, lost for two years in a purse in my closet.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Big upvote for Karmann Ghia. Karma Suitor would also be accepted.

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Mr. Tusks, Esq.'s avatar

Right? Because that would be perfectly explainable.

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insolenttomato's avatar

3. Also country/western videos. They always feature the lead singer's beloved truck, overpriced 10 gallon hat, and whiskey. There's a weird symmetry between hip hop and country lyrics and aesthetics.

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insolenttomato's avatar

Thank you. I know I'm going to be knocking on the door of middle age in a few years but I'm still playing the "in my 30s" card.

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insolenttomato's avatar

"Honorary members" and "silent partners."

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Lol. I think I have to go to Snopes for the lyrics, before my time. 'Cept "Eminence Front" O' course.

This morning I saw a photo of Melania with an infant Barron draped across her in an all -gold plated room. I'm sure the baby was wearing Baptiste linen. The article was about Trump's super dooper wealthiness, his Rolls-Royce cars and real-estate. The Trump private jet. And this man managed to appeal to the common mans fears of job loss from immigrants. MAGA. I sure as hell don't see him making America Great again. I see him Twatting endlessly.

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