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$142720624's avatar

He's like 25 or something. And there's the costume. Ooh, the costume.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I think I need to watch the show.

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bookish's avatar

Needs moar crags. Yes, even with the schnoz.

Jared Kushner looks like the larval form of a man.

http://www.3dtotal.com/admi...

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bookish's avatar

We have a winner.

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Binkysbroad's avatar

So much hotter than Mister Ivanka Kushner.

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Morsum me's avatar

I'll give you this much. Were it "just" Jared and Ivanka who won the White House, I'd be about 50% as mortified. Mortified still, yes, but only half as much as with the orange shit head. I suspect that Ivanka is secretly a Democrat, honestly. And that Jared could probably be pushed in that direction at least to some degree (a New York Jew posing as a Nazi?!? I'm still not buying it.). What's worrisome is how much he's inculcating himself with straight up Nazis vis-a-vis his father-in-law.

As for looks… as a straight guy, I find him somewhat too skinny. Ivanka too. Yes, they are pretty. But I like me some meat on them bones. :)

/must shower now//happy new year wonketeers

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mancityRed6's avatar

you're looking for side eye.

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jmhm's avatar

It's just kind of creepy that a couple has that many children and they're still so bad at holding babies. Both of them hold the babies in their loving parent photo ops like sacks of flour. Although being raised completely by nannies sounds like the best shot they have...

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Lynn A Myers's avatar

The same thing gained by Alt-Right folks writing about President Obama not being a US citizen, and Hillary Clinton being a killer and liar, ad infinitum.

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BadKitty904's avatar

I recall something to that effect, but I was too busy watching Monaghan to pay it much mind...

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Tiaras&tweetybirds's avatar

Go Home, you're drunk.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I look at him and see a man whose father paid a hooker $10K to make sexytimes with his own sister's husband and record it, then tried to use the tape to blackmail said sister into complying with his evil schemes.

She, being just as hardcore as her brother, promptly shopped him to the feds, but still.

Yeah. No.

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$142720624's avatar

It's beards all around!

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Yellow_Dog_Dem's avatar

Looks good to me - and I love a man with a beard (not that kind!)

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Asta's avatar

The vibe he gives off is weasel.

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