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Yeah - that no so subtle reference to how yuuuuge our nuclear arsenal is.

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10. Create tacky "Commemorative Coin." 11. Send to landfill when Sumit is cancelled by one or both tinpot dictators.

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WaPo: "Current and former law enforcement officials said it would be very unusual for someone to get a full security clearance if there were an ongoing criminal investigation that had the potential to result in charges for that person.”I haz a sad.

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They're still getting bread?

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as long as they do dOnnie's bidding

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Hey so way back in the early days of the New Cruelty, wasn’t Jared the one who was requesting (and receiving) a shit-ton of specific intel, making more requests than anyone in the administration? That was Jared, right? I bet he was selling secrets to errrrrrrrrrbody.

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I'm trying to decide if those coins are now worthless or priceless. Could go either way.

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In my rose-colored dream world, they are running a live op on him, giving him clearance to catch him in the act of requesting intel and then selling it. (That’s a nice bedtime story for the chirrun)

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Well, so far it's looking like he's right - at least in the Republican party and no punishment whatsoever.

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Each medal probably = 10,000 deaths from starvation.

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Me too! I quickly learned not to keep my phone in my butt!

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I want to get together a group of really bad, older white rappers. I don't know why, but I think it would be hilarious. Especially if they had to use lyric sheets in order to spit hot fire.

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I note that "permanent" does not mean "high-level".

In a sane administration... well, Jared wouldn't be involved in a sane administration...

In a less overtly insane administration, they would have said "You don't get a clearance higher than 'Confidential'. Don't even bother submitting stuff to try for something higher." That would be "permanent."

Of course, in this administration, yeah, Trump probably just said "Jered gets access to everything, because I said so."

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As has oft been written: Everything Trump touches turns to shit.

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Insert as #5 - design and create hideous tasteless commemorative medallion with plump hunch-shouldered lackwit to the left and plump giant-coiffed trickster to the right.

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Great. Now Jared and all his Saudi buddies will be able to exchange stories around the campfire. They will be as up to date as Russia on the latest news from the CIA.

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