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Man I love what he does to crush these magas 😂😂😂😂🙋🏼‍♀️

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national treasue i tell ya.

man our HOUSE bench rocks. forget about the govs and senators and state reps (looking at you rep mallory and my former colleague sen graciela guzman).

our HOUSE bench could blow out their entire party.

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Foiled again Pigfuck McHeehaw!

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Don't mess with Florida Guy, Pigfucker. Especially Democratic Florida Guy.

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It ought to be a thought that there is an ulterior motive to this ongoing nonsense (besides wasting the House's time- so they can't do anything else-and taxpayer's money- so that can't be used for something else). That is turning off Independent, and infrequent-but-D-leaning voters. The rabid R base can always be counted on to turn out to vote- they are INVESTED in the goal to to turn the US into an authoritarian "christian" nationalist state where they can stick it to all the people they hate/ fear. The oligarch class for the most part can be counted on to vote for the Rs who take away those pesky oversight laws and give them those sweet, sweet tax cuts. But the other voters? They look at headlines, maybe, or listen to news trailers...or possibly even READ one of those both-sides-ism papers like the NYT. What do they learn there? That "both sides are the same, equally corrupt". Makes it kind of unappealing to stand in line for hours on a work day in one of those voter-suppression states, doesn't it?

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They are trying to use the Trump play book. He says stupid, utterly untrue shit everyday and no one challenges him, I'm looking you Media. These clowns think they can pull the same act in front of smart people who hate their guts. Thus this daily shit show, but please continue.

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It’s cute that some people believed Comer’s premature performance art would actually result in an impeachment vote. Comer was assigned by his party to fiddle. To fiddle around with “witnesses” who saw Hunter Biden eat dinner with his father, or saw the spaghetti on their plates and the spaghetti had a meatball and the meatball looked at them. But Comer was a full year too soon. Last fall, he was peaking. He was just about to climax when the neighbor’s car alarm went off and ruined it. He’s somehow gotta keep this limp charade going for SIX MONTHS longer? It’s already laughable, with Comer recycling the Rudy G witnesses who are either in jail or already on parole. But Comer is gonna invite Joe himself! That’s the next act. Invite Joe. Will he come? Why won’t he come? Is he afraid? Did he do corruptions? Joe? Joe?

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Invite Joe? He sure as fuck didn't invite Hunter. Let him subpoena the President because there's another 3/4 of a centimeter of dong without a staple in it.

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Excellent.

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I have decided that making fun of MAGAts, QAnon, RWNJs, teabangilicals, quiverfuls (or whatever they're called), etc., is punching down. Therefore, I shall cease and desist...

Naw, who am I kidding?

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I'm done taking the high road. I'm calling them fucking morons to their faces on a daily basis and reminding them that everyone else except the ever dwindling remaining MAGAts is laughing at them along with me.

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They invite ridicule and abuse. It would be most impolite not to accept.

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If nothing else, democrats sure are having fun watching Gomer fuck that chicken.

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I so enjoy reading Evan’s righteous analysis of the Comer shitshow (“But it did not amuse James Comer.”) Lol!

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Can't we get Comer a membership to OnlyFans, so he can see as many peni as his heart desires?

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Gym Jordan grinning like a lobotomized baboon has, not gonna lie, made me a bit jealous. What must it be like for someone to be so entirely vacant and unburdened by unnecessary things such as perception and comprehension?

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A couple of 10 mg gummies will get you part way there. It won't make you evil though, which is a big component of Gym's makeup.

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I can SEE that you SPELL your name L-U-X-U-R-Y- Y-A-C-H-T, but I stlll insist on pronouncing it "throatwarbler mangrove."

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Correct!

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I believe I'm a little in love with Jared Moskowitz.

But my heart still belongs to Jamie Raskin.

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Jordan was grinning?

There must have been a really cute 16 year old girl in the public section of the hearing room.

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