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Alan's avatar

Guess you need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps. If you can afford boots that is.

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Querolous's avatar

I'm still waiting https://uploads.disquscdn.c... on my Marshall Obama phone. I was told it would come when he declared marshal law!

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

He "believes" in self-reliance in the same way that he "believes" in Mormonism. It's magic and will activate only when you believe in the magic hard enough.

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Zeusspeaks's avatar

The rich and poor alike are forbidden from sleeping under bridges...Anatole France (paraphrased). Therefore, equality!

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LadyLaz's avatar

Holy shit. Did foxnews just troll chaffetz over expensive shoes??? Holy shit.

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LadyLaz's avatar

I've heard that a few times today. Ayup

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LadyLaz's avatar

Except aarp. They do understand and will fight back.

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LadyLaz's avatar

Hahaha

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Mary Stone's avatar

They have already said that the republican replacement for the ACA is shit, but they said it more politely than I just did.

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LadyLaz's avatar

and there are so many people like you.

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LadyLaz's avatar

Hard to be poor in any country

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LadyLaz's avatar

Jeb iwatches to go with the obama phones

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Querolous's avatar

Dog whistles? Is there an app for that?

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LadyLaz's avatar

So I am enjoying some meaty schadenfrued right now because I am a bitch. People I know - who voted trump - are on the aca because he lost his job and is firing up a new business and she works as a real estate agent and those are independent contractors....

And after complaining about why democrats don't care about improving health care and schools all over Facebook, she is getting fucked.

She actually is hard working and nice and so is her husband, but I am totally enjoying it. And I am enjoying it because she has no problem saying I (as a democrat) didn't give a shit about this country. So fuck her.

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HazooToo's avatar

What part of "Democrats don't give a shit about this country" is nice? Double fuck her.

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britishvoiceman's avatar

Does it go up to eleven?

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