no for real his foot hurts REAL BAD First of all, yr Wonkette is not a medical doctor, and so we will defer to experts as to whether Rep. Jason Chaffetz, chair of the House Oversight Committee, a guy who has already signaled that he really really really REALLY doesn't want to go to work at "Congressman" no more, is bullshitting when he says he HAS to take several weeks off work, because he needs to have some surgery on his foot. We will defer to those experts as to whether he really needs to go home for "three to four weeks," or whether it might be possible for him to go to the hospital, get a bit of R&R, and then go back to work on crutches in a few days.
He's quitting the job he's using up his sick time so he gets paid in full. I have a friend she had a knee and hip replaced before she retired so she could use up the several of the hundreds of hours of sick time she's accumulated over 20+ years at the job. Jason, however, can kick rocks with this "explanation" he about as sharp as a bowling ball this makes him look guilty, guilty, guilty. Are his doctor's offices located in those buildings that have multiple businesses like lawyers offices, doctor's offices and skincare estheticians.
Oh come on it's Occam's Razor already. That surgery is expensive. Since he's leaving, best get that done while he's got that nice Obamacare package through his job.
lol. that old country peasant stock. I had a great granny who probably set the last rock on stonehenge by herself on the way to do the laundry for 10,000 druids because it didn't have a doily or the paperboy stuck Newsday paper underneath the plinth.
Worst decision I ever made was to not either fuse or get a joint replacement for my big toe. I went for the scrape scrape choice, now it is worse than ever.
Not exactly sure how, but trauma developed over years of barefoot soccer, trail running, skateboarding, judo,skiing, jumping off of tall things (parkour, parkour), wingtips, messed up gait due to my legs nearly being pulverized in a pedestrian v. semi accident, and kicking an obstinate barn door shut.
Worst part, the foot doc only gave me 15 percocet after the surgery. What a cheapskate.
He's quitting the job he's using up his sick time so he gets paid in full. I have a friend she had a knee and hip replaced before she retired so she could use up the several of the hundreds of hours of sick time she's accumulated over 20+ years at the job. Jason, however, can kick rocks with this "explanation" he about as sharp as a bowling ball this makes him look guilty, guilty, guilty. Are his doctor's offices located in those buildings that have multiple businesses like lawyers offices, doctor's offices and skincare estheticians.
At low tide.
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As if serving in Congress is as scary as being sent to fight Charlie.
And all the Chairman Stuff is locked in his desk until he gets back?
Looks like his foot was screwed together by a non-union carpenter.
Jason does everything in the worst way--falling off a ladder, investigating Russian hack...
I like how he admits that he has only one constituent. I'm guessing it's Trump.
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Does that mean Elijah C moves up to sub for him as Chairman? That would be awesome. He could issue subpoenas and it wouldn't Jason's fault.
Oh come on it's Occam's Razor already. That surgery is expensive. Since he's leaving, best get that done while he's got that nice Obamacare package through his job.
alla upfists for 'sharp as a bowling ball'...(my favorite descriptor, use it every day...thankyou jeebus for foghorn leghorn)
looking at the strip mall, L to R--it's the chinese restaurant, the nails place, foot boo-boo doc, saul goodman law office
lol. that old country peasant stock. I had a great granny who probably set the last rock on stonehenge by herself on the way to do the laundry for 10,000 druids because it didn't have a doily or the paperboy stuck Newsday paper underneath the plinth.
She loved her Long Island Newsday.Just saying.
Worst decision I ever made was to not either fuse or get a joint replacement for my big toe. I went for the scrape scrape choice, now it is worse than ever.
Not exactly sure how, but trauma developed over years of barefoot soccer, trail running, skateboarding, judo,skiing, jumping off of tall things (parkour, parkour), wingtips, messed up gait due to my legs nearly being pulverized in a pedestrian v. semi accident, and kicking an obstinate barn door shut.
Worst part, the foot doc only gave me 15 percocet after the surgery. What a cheapskate.
15? That rat bastard!