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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Hot mayonnaise Not mayonnaise! FTFY.

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In addition to alcohol and tobacco, Mormon doctrine also forbids pooping.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

FUCKTHATNOISE

This woman is crossing half the country to be with you. She stood by you while the system tried to fuck you over, and she was mostly worried that SHE was changing so much that YOU wouldn't care for HER. You know how many people have that in their lives? Hardly ANY. There's gonna be a few minutes of awkwardness, because that's what happens. But it will pass. And she knows you - and she's still coming. Think about that, m'kay?

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

"Chaffetz has a long and hard push into the business but one might predict that he'll come out on top in the end if he doesn't pull out first." Prospectus analysis.

Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

YOU LIE! In Russian America, bacon bring home YOU!

Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

It's his way out of the collusion investigation. Nothing to get hung about / Strawberry C forever.

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Guaranteed--it's right on the label.

Grumpy Twat's avatar

Mrs T and I have been together 32 years. Never bought flowers. My irresistible charm was always enough.

ResisterSister's avatar

I guess you've got to cut up the undies so that they can't be identified any longer if you want to toss them. They are not supposed to touch the floor either.

hendenburg2's avatar

Well, it was. Before they bought out either Pepsi or Coca Cola