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AlbertCamus's avatar

I needed air freshener after reading that stuff!

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JCfromNC's avatar

Wait, wtf is Cotton talking about, saying Putin invaded Ukraine "because of Joe Biden's weakness"? Does he not remember who was in the White House when the invasion started? Has he forgotten why his orange God-Emperor got impeached the first time? What in blue bloody blazes does he think Biden had to do with it all?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. I AM having a week, and it's only Monday.

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Paytheline's avatar

It so sure she’s at the bottom. I think Trump is still a fan because he thinks she is hot. Her or the other Dakota veep wannabe because he is a colorless toady like Pence.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

“We guess it’s easier to lie, when there’s LITTLE danger HIS voters might remember the truth.”

FIFY, YW.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Will Trump forgive Vance for all the shitty things Vance said about him in the Before Times? Will all of Vance's frantic backtracking do the trick? Stay tuned.

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Emil Muz's avatar

If nobody brings it up, he barely remembers.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Oh hell yes he does. It's practically the only thing he DOES remember.

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Christine's avatar

Trump will do whatever Peter Thiel tells him to.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Maybe Kristi Noem will be made secretary of something once they kick her out of the governor's mansion. That's pretty much the best she can hope for now.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Ambassador To Farawayistan.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

The VP candidate who scares me most is JD Vance. He's definitely smarter than the rest of them, and he's only 39 – he could do this shit and worse for 30 or 40 years more.

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Emil Muz's avatar

(Narrator: He's not really smart at all.)

A normal Ohio politician other than Tim Ryan would've beat Vance like an egg sucking dog. We just don't have that many Dems with statewide name recognition that can bring together all of the free range slivers of the party other than Sherrod.

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oscarphile's avatar

He also did a complete 180 on the topic of Trump, so he's proved he's a sociopath. There's not a moral molecule in his body. Exactly the kind of person who led the Khmer Rouge's killing fields.

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Bupkus231's avatar

At this point, Kristi's chances of retaining her "human card" don't seem much better than her chances to be VP. Lying about another tragic story involving dog(s) doesn't speak well for her humanity

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Each one of these clowns lied blatantly during their interviews. They don't have policy so they can't talk about that. Their Jim Jones is a convicted felon so they can't talk about that. What is it that these networks think they're going to find out during these interviews? They know it will be nothing. They know that it will be filled with lies. So, they've decided that they will air the lies rather than tell the American people that one of the two major parties in the country is nothing more than an extremely dangerous and very large brontosaurus shit steaming on the ground. They will watch this country burn to the ground before they are honest about the way things are.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

OK, after that stuff up top, I assume you’re all in need of cat pictures, and boy howdy do I have cat pictures. https://substack.com/profile/1687878-1d57a1d5931d/note/c-58708759?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=106di. She looks like she was born for the life of soft pillows and cream served on hand painted china.

Alice has gone from the saddest little cat face https://substack.com/profile/1687878-1d57a1d5931d/note/c-58709505?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=106di 48 hours ago to a purring Velcro catmonster.

Progress report since last update. She ate in front of me. Given the freedom of the room, she explored it rather than hiding under the dresser. She came up to me voluntarily. She discovered pillows, and the look on her face like she didn’t know anything was that soft in the whole world. She is now sitting on my lap, and she has discovered her purr.

I was really concerned for her, and I was afraid it would take weeks to get to this point.

ETA. She’s playing! I had a little floof on a stick and ping-pong ball in here, and she initiated play with both of them. She looked startled to see the ball roll, like that was completely new to her.

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peregrin's avatar

She's so beautiful! I'm glad she's coming into her own so quickly.

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fuflans's avatar

in picture 4 in the first set she looks like a diva. also she's got the bones for a diva.

i wish i could show you my (no longer with us) diva. he was also gorgeous...

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Her bone structure fascinates me. Like some kind of an underwater dragon.

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Jjamie's avatar

She's gorgeous and so lucky to have you!

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

They remain my teachers. I feel pretty dang lucky to have them.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Yay, Alice!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I don't understand why they can't see what we can, even when doing so could help them.

Trump doesn't want a glory hound for a running mate. Appearing on all the Sunday shows every Sunday doesn't endear you to Trump. Quite the opposite.

He wants a bland, white, male milquetoast who will kiss his ass 24/7 and let him roll over the VP with impunity and no fear that the precious VP will ever attempt to take the spotlight away from him.

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willi0000000's avatar

mendacity . . . that's a hard thing to fake.

conclusion . . . it must be real.

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Zap's avatar

Kristi Noem as VP? That dog don't hunt.

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willi0000000's avatar

it used to . . . but she shot it.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Poor J.D. forgot his eye shadow.

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Melissa's avatar

Why does Maria bartiromo always look like she's sitting on a corncob?

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AlbertCamus's avatar

because she likes it?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

She looks like a wide mouth bass in that photo

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