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bjkeefe's avatar

I don't care how far to the right you are; if you're reduced to being interviewed by Jim Hoft, you have reached the Mariana Trench of irrelevance.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

Dude, he kills popes and goes on vacation and holds Trump’s baby oil and oils Satan’s butthole. He’s BUSY!

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Hannah's avatar

I watched a few minutes of Justa Dick. Creepy white guys who use that stupid laugh because they have absolutely nothing to say make me fume!!

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

now, i'm no set designer, interior designer or even part of a production team, but wouldn't you ensure that if you're going to sit in front of a fire place with a really tacky 'gold' mirror, you'd move the sign that says 'do not use' (don't get me STARTED on that metaphor!) from the picture frame first?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. I'm very glad I've never heard Hoft speak, and I'm not about to start now. He and Shady Dunce are very welcome to DIAF.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

787 is the Boeing Dreamliner they want to fly around in.

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beb's avatar

is "787" some new secret Nazi code? Could be. The two 7's add up to 14 which is code for stuff about Blood and Soil which H is the 8th letter in the alphabet which could be code for

Heil" or "Hitler" And 420 may be a doper reference but it's also Hitler's birthday. Just remember any combination of numbers could be a Nazi reference, even 8647.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

I told my Father I wanted to learn to sail when I was young. Being a caring Father he signed me up for the Sea Scouts. 8 months in we never got on the water so I asked our Troop Leader when we were getting on a boat. He responded "never" all the Scouts parents had boats. I quit that day, when I told my Dad he just laughed and said I should always read the syllabus. Maybe JD should have as well.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Similarly, I wanted to fly so I joined the Civil Air Patrol. We actually did go flying, though. However, I got dishonorably "discharged" for a possession rap. The colonel's son also got busted for a worse offense, possession for sale, and he not only didn't get the boot, he got promoted. I learned a valuable lesson.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

"How can you assure us outspoken conservatives that we won’t be murdered by the Democrats after you leave office? "

We can't. You're really fucked. Pay up what you owe to Wonkette and we won't keep you in Guatanamo for too long before hanging you on pay per view. Fleeing to Russia is your best choice.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

We clearly didn't do a very good job of murdering outspoken conservatives. They all got better.

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Stephen St John's avatar

"calling the Gateway Pundit “the most censored outlet out there,” Yes folks, Rethugs are the world's biggest victims.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Bootstraps, motherfucker! Do you have them?

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Stephen St John's avatar

He was a US Senator for 2 WHOLE YEARS, with apparently no political experience before that, so of course he ends up as VP. Because Rethugs do everything wrong.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If Kamala Harris and Bernie Moreno both won their races in '24, the Ohio Senate delegation would have had a grand total of 2 WHOLE YEARS political experience between them.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Trump chose him because he's even stupider than he is. And it's likely that both Trump and Vance are the useful idiots for the real heavy duty fascists behind the curtain. As long as Americans think they're stupid, they won't notice the death of our democracy in real time.

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Ryp's avatar

One of the many nutty things about TGP is that many of the regular posters seem completely unaware that Jim Hoft is gay, despite him coming out nearly a decade ago. They spew homophobic invective constantly, including towards Lindsey Graham, whom they despise as a RINO. Of course these are the same people who think Trump should fire Bondi and appoint Matt Gaetz as AG, because he would be more diligent about going after sex traffickers.

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irish379's avatar

when you include other members of the administration who are gay and supporters like Caitlyn Jenner, you wonder how these people reconcile the anti-gay anti-trans policies with their support for the Pedo in Chief

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Matt Schlapp.

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Michael Bowen's avatar

Onomatopoeia!

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

That schlapps.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

You made me look up a word!

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Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

JD just HAS to take all those vacations. He's got a settee in every port.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Also, too, Usha gets nervous real fast for herself and the kids when they're in Washington amongst the rabid bigots.

Their vacation choices often seem to be in liberal areas.

Except Ohio, of course.

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Terence Dougherty's avatar

A Davenport in every city…

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Dina's avatar

You'd think he'd been in Davenport, IA, a LOT more.

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𝘏𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦...

That was the speech where he upbraided the Germans for not being nicer to their neo-Nazi party.

WTF was up with that, anyway? Did he think of that on his own? It's hard to imagine Trump caring or even knowing much about the internal politics of other nations (on the general principle that he knows nothing about anything).

So how did Vance get on that kick? Maybe this was his way of trying to get out in front of the fash parade, only to get sent back to the ranks. It's a tricky business, this sucking up to fascists.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I can think of a two-word reason for that direction.

Peter. Thiel.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Thiel's big on neo-Nazism?

Well, why not? I guess it would make as much sense as his other enthusiasms.

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VwllssWndr's avatar

Kamala wasn't doing enough at BORDER but Vance isn't a Black woman so it's fine for him to fuck around doing nothing while flying off to exorbitant vacays (I'm sure he calls them "vacays") on the taxpayer dime. MAGA!

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