Vance knows the whole Alien theory grift industry has been pretty much played out. The "Christian industry" grift is alive and well however and Couchboy want's in on some of that, apparently.
Seriously, Vice-President is one of the most meaningless jobs in the world. It's pretty much "whatever the President allows it to be", and Trump isn't going to allow it to be anything.
Three old quotes about the job.
"The Vice President has two responsibilities: preside over the Senate and inquire as to the president's health." I'm not sure who said that.
"Texas Jack" Garner, one of FDR's VPs, said the job "ain't worth a bucket of warm spit." (That was the public consumption version. Most historians think he actually said "piss".)
Hubert Humphrey remarked, "There were once two brothers. One ran away to sea, and the other became Vice-President of the United States. Neither was ever heard from again."
I've also read that there was an early VP who passed away when he was outside of Washington. It took several weeks before anybody noticed.
John Nance Garner (who was called "Cactus Jack" as I recall) may be in the running for the title as most undignified of the VPs, but his undignifiedness is of the homespun variety rather than the ugly, maliciously ignorant undignification that the current jackass demonstrates daily. I can only hope that one day soon one of his beloved UFO craft, piloted by demons will scoop him up like so much cat doots that miss the litter box and put him on another planet where he can muse on his failures.
The job of VP is kind of a radiator cap for international relations. In extremis it lets off steam. People getting pissed at us USians? Send the veep, make sure the SUVs are geologically resistant, and let the locals have at 'em with rocks, veggies and whatever. Local news plays up independent thought, US news gets to say how bad they are, and veep goes home no harm, no foul.
It depends on the president. Nixon used Agnew as an attack dog for American politics, Clinton let Gore have some real responsibility for "reinventing government", Bush the Lesser let Cheney do so much he might have been more significant than the president, and IIRC, one of the reasons Obama picked Biden was he wanted someone with a foreign policy background, which was a weak point for him.
“Oh, man, guys, don’t look at me. I didn’t have anything to do with that Iran thing. I’m a designated room adult but I wasn’t there. I was allllllll the way over here digging up ufo files. Trying to find out, ‘was it aliens’.
I like to imagine the poor aliens who were assigned to Earth-monitoring duty running betting pools on the next stupid pronouncement the administration will make about them. JD went public with the demon theory on Benny's show? Yes! I just hit both legs of my parlay, 50 squintillion quatloos coming my way, boys!
By coincidence, I got a promo email from Barnes and Noble this morning:
"Vice President JD Vance returns with a new book, "Communion:Finding My Way Back to Faith". Picking up where "Hillbilly Elegy" left off, this new memoir follows Vance's continued search for spiritual meaning."
I love how Benny totally redid JD's whole facial structure to make him look like a "male model" (as they say). The look of consternated (or constipated?) intent is just the cherry on top of the AI shit sundae.
Are these "Demons" the ones eating the dogs and cats in Minnesota? Are they undocumented? Is ICE actively seeking them? Where will they be deported to?
Per a friend who is the parent of a couple of elementary-aged kids, parents right now are laser-focused on getting the kids thru the end of the year on their pencil allotment and bemoaningthe increase in fees for the year-end field trips because of die$el. No time for JD and his pseudo-Christian whack job stuff. "Didn't fit in the schedule." JD, you can remember all <waves> that without writing it down.
Vance knows the whole Alien theory grift industry has been pretty much played out. The "Christian industry" grift is alive and well however and Couchboy want's in on some of that, apparently.
There's always money to be made by conning Christian fundamentalists.
At least it's the right "it's" in the video splash?
Mmm. It's-Its.
UNMARKED HELICOPTERS-UH
HOVERING-UH
THE LORD IS COMING SOON-UH
Seriously, unless there were aliens at Epstein Island, no one cares right now.
"...beings who fly around who do weird things to people ...”
Oh, he means Jeffrey Epstein, Leon Black, Donald Trump and all the other creeps in the Epstein Files. I'd say they were all demonic too.
The Aliens are only Demons if they can hack your mind and computer and know your deepest secrets. Be afraid J.D.
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!
There is, but they are just visiting
Seriously, Vice-President is one of the most meaningless jobs in the world. It's pretty much "whatever the President allows it to be", and Trump isn't going to allow it to be anything.
Three old quotes about the job.
"The Vice President has two responsibilities: preside over the Senate and inquire as to the president's health." I'm not sure who said that.
"Texas Jack" Garner, one of FDR's VPs, said the job "ain't worth a bucket of warm spit." (That was the public consumption version. Most historians think he actually said "piss".)
Hubert Humphrey remarked, "There were once two brothers. One ran away to sea, and the other became Vice-President of the United States. Neither was ever heard from again."
I've also read that there was an early VP who passed away when he was outside of Washington. It took several weeks before anybody noticed.
John Nance Garner (who was called "Cactus Jack" as I recall) may be in the running for the title as most undignified of the VPs, but his undignifiedness is of the homespun variety rather than the ugly, maliciously ignorant undignification that the current jackass demonstrates daily. I can only hope that one day soon one of his beloved UFO craft, piloted by demons will scoop him up like so much cat doots that miss the litter box and put him on another planet where he can muse on his failures.
The job of VP is kind of a radiator cap for international relations. In extremis it lets off steam. People getting pissed at us USians? Send the veep, make sure the SUVs are geologically resistant, and let the locals have at 'em with rocks, veggies and whatever. Local news plays up independent thought, US news gets to say how bad they are, and veep goes home no harm, no foul.
It depends on the president. Nixon used Agnew as an attack dog for American politics, Clinton let Gore have some real responsibility for "reinventing government", Bush the Lesser let Cheney do so much he might have been more significant than the president, and IIRC, one of the reasons Obama picked Biden was he wanted someone with a foreign policy background, which was a weak point for him.
“Oh, man, guys, don’t look at me. I didn’t have anything to do with that Iran thing. I’m a designated room adult but I wasn’t there. I was allllllll the way over here digging up ufo files. Trying to find out, ‘was it aliens’.
….
So, we still good for 2028 right? Guys?”
I like to imagine the poor aliens who were assigned to Earth-monitoring duty running betting pools on the next stupid pronouncement the administration will make about them. JD went public with the demon theory on Benny's show? Yes! I just hit both legs of my parlay, 50 squintillion quatloos coming my way, boys!
By coincidence, I got a promo email from Barnes and Noble this morning:
"Vice President JD Vance returns with a new book, "Communion:Finding My Way Back to Faith". Picking up where "Hillbilly Elegy" left off, this new memoir follows Vance's continued search for spiritual meaning."
UFOs? Communion?
It's all connected. Wake up sheeples!
Wait a few months and check it out at Dollar Tree
I love how Benny totally redid JD's whole facial structure to make him look like a "male model" (as they say). The look of consternated (or constipated?) intent is just the cherry on top of the AI shit sundae.
JD Vance, looksmaxxer.
If his hand gets tired, I volunteer to beat his face with a hammer in his quest for micro-fractures to encourage his Looksmaxxing.
Benny seems like the perfect Influencer to report on this
Are these "Demons" the ones eating the dogs and cats in Minnesota? Are they undocumented? Is ICE actively seeking them? Where will they be deported to?
OMG. The call is coming from inside the white house capital W, capital H.
Per a friend who is the parent of a couple of elementary-aged kids, parents right now are laser-focused on getting the kids thru the end of the year on their pencil allotment and bemoaningthe increase in fees for the year-end field trips because of die$el. No time for JD and his pseudo-Christian whack job stuff. "Didn't fit in the schedule." JD, you can remember all <waves> that without writing it down.