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Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

The VP showed up but Erika couldn't for reasons that Candace has nicely pointed out.

https://substack.com/profile/439485293-holly-lima-charlie/note/c-243887422

YaJagoff's avatar

Sorry O/T: The US Navy has confirmed the loss of its first-ever MQ-4C spy drone, which costs roughly $240 million. https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/us-navy-reveals-it-lost-a-240-million-spy-drone-during-the-iran-war/ar-AA20XJMi Moar winning!

Dexter Mathorphan's avatar

You think they would have seen it coming.

Rhand Holm's avatar

Given the bloat in our defense spending, I suspect you could pick one up at Best Buy for a few hundred.

Gammarae's avatar

*puts on Navy grandma t-shirt and goes looking for some ass to kick*

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

So now Iran has some of our most advanced technology?

Thanks donnie!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

My youngest sister has a sticker on the back window of her car that says “have the day you deserve,” and I really can’t say it any better than that.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

That’s a good one. I have the old “mean people suck” one and it sometimes gets under mean people’s skin.

Lawyers, Guns 'n' Money's avatar

Mine says "My karma ran over my dogma."

Terence Dougherty's avatar

Just war theory goes back to Thomas Aquinas; that’s…checks watch…not 1,000 years, but it will be if we make it to the 2200s!!!

Cincinnatus's avatar

"In the year 2225, if man is still alive . . . "

Bagels of Doom's avatar

A TPUSA event at a college campus is as antithetical and insulting as Klan members at a Black cookout.

Rea T's avatar

So basically even the meager crowd he drew wasn't there because they wanted to see him, but because they wanted to heckle him?

Gammarae's avatar

oh COME ON, who's old enough to remember heckle and jeckle?

MrEes's avatar

And Tom Terrific, also too.

Gammarae's avatar
5mEdited

greatest hero ever!

terrific was the name for him, 'cause he's so clever!

mighty manfred's tune was not quite so catchy.

YaJagoff's avatar

*raises hand*

VasyaCognito's avatar

EvilBunny Pottymouth Resists The Cultists every day!

‪@mrsquirrel.bsky.social

Repost from Mayra

There were more protesters outside the Turning Point rally in Athens GA than event attendees.

https://bsky.app/profile/mrsquirrel.bsky.social/post/3mjjrp57t3k2e

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

My late buddy Doc lived in Athens and sarcastically called it Coolsville.

PrimerGray's avatar

"See? Security concerns!"

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Damn. The whole TPUSA is going down faster than Bristol Palin's knickers.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

You might say that they're Losing Their Religion

(yay, Athens!)

paperlesstiger's avatar

That explains it.

🇺🇸 𝘔𝘦𝘨𝘺𝘯 𝘒𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱’𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴: “𝘖𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘍𝘰𝘹 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦’𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵.”

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Pretty much, Megyn. A few hold-out christofascists, also too.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

OT

So, yesterday, inspired by Robyn's writing, I sent a complaint to Substack about their hosting of the cretin Andrew Tate. In return, over the last 24 hours or so, I received nine copies of the same email:

"Thanks for taking the time to report content on Substack. We take potential Content Guidelines violations seriously, and look into every report to ensure Substack stays in line with our Terms of Use. Thanks for all you do to make Substack the home for great culture."

I expect more will be arriving today.

Thanks, Substack, for doing absolutely nothing. I'll remember that when it comes time to pay for any of your services.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Hey, they took the time to write you nine times! And they're consistent!

schmannity's avatar

"We've looked into it, and his check has cleared."

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

See, if you kill a bunch of people while you're grifting, it kinda harshes the grift . . .

Dexter Mathorphan's avatar

I think I've been 'playing my Tr*mp card' since I was twelve.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I just noticed Jesus has tiny hands too.

Lawyers, Guns 'n' Money's avatar

Hugged? I thought the, um, artist was going for "This is Trump getting a hand job from Jesus. Here comes the happy ending."

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

"Lazarus was easy, there's no way I'm raising THAT thing."

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Jesus is whispering, "You gonna burn, motherfucker!"

MRK's avatar

That looks like an admission Trump died 20 years ago and the man in the White House is an imposter.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Stevie "The Thumb" isn't the brightest bulb on Broadway. He thinks the number of views determines the win.

Penitent In Purgatory's avatar

Vance to Pope:

"That's just like, your opinion, man"

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Eight year olds dude.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

You can fool some of the people some of the time...

SkeptiKC's avatar

OT: [snarls VICIOUSLY...] The DOJ is seekng to ERASE serious January 6th conspiracy convictions.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Good luck with that. And why bother? All these J6 chuds end up getting arrested again anyway.

paperlesstiger's avatar

OT: Looks like an evangelical crusade. Kinda weird really, the Holy Land is already liberated, all democratic and Western valued, Biblical Israel even. What is the crusade for?

🇺🇸🇮🇷🇻🇦 𝘜𝘚 𝘚𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘓𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘦𝘺 𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘩𝘢𝘮 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘴 “𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘕𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘴” 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘳.

https://xcancel.com/Megatron_ron/status/2044425199630926222#m

Gammarae's avatar

very clever of the iranians to defend the pope, and claim jesus the peacemaker as one of islam's own prophets. they are getting really good at this

Whale Chowder's avatar

Doesn't hurt that it's true either.

PrimerGray's avatar

Shouldn't the head of a Christian denomination, you know, actually follow Christ's teachings and encourage everyone to do the same?

Chemical's avatar

"Religious Nazis" seems redundant. Original recipe 1929-1945 Germany Nazis were religious.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Maybe they don't give a shit about Catholic support?

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

All. These. Hypocrites. Need. To. Sit. The. FUCK. Down.

YaJagoff's avatar

And. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

MRK's avatar

It's just part of the at this point very old habit of Nazis calling everyone else a Nazi so people stop caring when they hear that word.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Now I can't help but wonder if wood grain and myriad nuts and bolts readily exposed in those fold-down auditorium seats are more of a turn-on for VD Pantsed than those inviting, floofy, beautifully upholstered sofas and love seats.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

$20 ... same as hotel lobby couches downtown.