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Tracy F.'s avatar

Im totally stealing your line about eyeballing one’s own colonoscopy….im gonna slide it into a sentence from out of nowhere just to see if anyone else chokes on their vape like I did.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Looks like a promo shot for "Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge"

Tessie's avatar

"“If Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12-hour news story."

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That's not the ringing endorsement Jance Dance Vance seems to think it is.

Suel J's avatar

Stunning stupidity.

Suel J's avatar

That hand on her knee. Ewwe

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

'Pile of sweaty butt hair'

But I digress. The Couch Fucker wasn't even alive in 1974, so he clearly has no idea of what went on during the Watergate scandal. As everyone who was alive back then knows, 'It ain't the crime, it's the cover up.' What Nixon and his merry gang of plumbers did by breaking into the HQ of the DNC, Ellsberg's shrink's office and countless other crimes was far and away dwarfed by the scope of their actions in attempting to cover it all up. That's where all the fun began. The secret meetings in parking garages. Nixon wandering the hall of the WH in early morning hours, liquored up to his eyeballs, talking to the portraits, the secret taping system in the Oval, all of it.

Deep State, my hind parts.

The Couch Fucker is about as deep as the Reflecting Pool and about as useful (in its current state).

Belasaurius's avatar

negotiate from strength.......

Henry Kissinger, during secret Paris negotiations, proposed an agreement that allowed North Vietnamese troops to remain in the South. He asked Hanoi to agree to a "decent interval"—a period of 18 months to two years after U.S. withdrawal—before launching a full-scale takeover, so the fall of South Vietnam wouldn't directly follow the U.S. exit.

If that's strength, I'd hate to see weakness

PaulDietzel's avatar

There are no coincidences - today is Lorrie Morgan's 67th birthday, protesters outside the building were yelling at him in Spanish, and this just happens to be my favorite Lorrie Morgan (w/ Sammy Kershaw} song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQPORrV7J6I&list=RDuQPORrV7J6I&start_radio=1

tegrat's avatar

pendejo, puto, cabron, chingamadre, desgraciado, these are all easily translated, JD.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

"Folladora de sofá"

And yes, I picked the feminine translation on purpose...

PaulDietzel's avatar

"besa mi culo". as well

Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

a personal fav of mine ....

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Correct. JD Vance is a treasonous puppet AND a crook.

Kira Thomsen-Cheek's avatar

Oh gawd I am shallow but all I can think about after seeing that pic up top is “THEY MAKE NUDE HEELS FOR EVERY SKINTONE, USHA!!!”

I mean… right? Unless she’s going for “shitty 70s Pat Nixon/Church Lady/Rotary Club Auxiliary Luncheon” in which case, she’s fine.

Tessie's avatar

Barring the occasional Portland snow, I haven't worn anything but sneakers or sandals for years, if not decades, and even *I* know those pumps are gross. She looks like Daisy Duck.

Kira Thomsen-Cheek's avatar

Hahahahaha Daisy Duck! 😜 Perfect.

kmblue187's avatar

Vance is under the bus already, dead but he doesn't know it. Remember what Trump did to Pence...

Mark Linimon's avatar

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Free beach's avatar

Not too bright is his mantra.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I know I sound like a wild-eyed, paranoid conspiracy theorist here, but could Usha be wearing a pregnancy prosthesis?

We are talking about JD Vance here, and I've seen more genuine feeling between Donald and Melania Trump.

Free beach's avatar

Maybe it’s the Cheshire Cat smile she gives?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. I know what charisma looks like. Javey Dunce has none. And Nixon was a big fucking crook, no matter how his party tries to spin it. If he had not resigned, he would have been impeached and convicted. Hmmm, who does that remind me of? It's on the tip of my tongue (unlike Usha's clit, which Dunce couldn't find with a map).

kmblue187's avatar

"Javey?" Love it!

bakeneko's avatar

"...us millenials...."

AS IF *ANY* "millenials" in America or elsewhere identify with this *entirely* charisma-free neck-bearded dickweed with multiple-abandoned and recreated names, who touches his pregnant wife's knee as if it was a rock returned from some distant star, and somehow *still* believes that 'MAGA' will treat him like anything other than "microscopic-maga" when Trmup drops dead before 2028...

AS...

IF....!

Mark Whitson (M)'s avatar

Nixon and Kissinger engaged in International War Crimes…