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Ti Na's avatar

@rickipedia needs to write on this.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. If Javey Dunce were to walk under a window and have an air conditioner fall on his head, nothing of value would be lost.

good_duck's avatar

You haven't priced air conditioners recently.

Bryan's avatar

Perhaps JD never heard of the "smoking gun" tape. After the House Judciary Committee voted to impeach Tricky Dick on 3 counts (two of which had bipartisan support) the tape came out. It had Nixon and his two chief henchmen cooking up a scheme to have the CIA cheif tell the acting FBI Director that Watergate was a CIA operation and the FBI should cease and desist. I don't think you can get more "Deep State" than this. BTW, all these people (escept Nixon) went to the big house. I will; say in all fairness to Nixon that he did not destroy the tapes and when the Supremes ruled that he had to turn them over to the special prosecutor he complied. Something I cannot imagine Dear Leader or the current 6 facist thugs on the Court doing today. I guess JD didn't take any history courses at OSU and missed the day at Yale Law when they covered U.S. v Nixon in Con Law.

PRW's avatar

Not a crook? If loving the furniture is wrong, he don't wanna be right.

Underdawg23's avatar

Vance has the charisma of mismatched socks and ain't too bright either.

Innocent_Bystander's avatar

Fantasy baseball libelllllzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!

djny10003's avatar

Dan Rather said the difference between Watergate and the trump era is that during Watergate, Republicans cared if the president broke the law.

Hank Napkin's avatar

JUST ANOTHER ATTRACTION IN "AMERICA 2-FIDDY" CELEBRATIONS

US military strikes against Iran in response to attack on cargo ship

Mr blob's avatar

That tap said “good to see you buddy” that you do when meeting a work acquaintance you don’t actually like but are trying to maintain a cordiality just in public for other people

She flinched.

marydn's avatar

"And it calls for exhibits and markers at historic sites paying tribute to the role of religion in American history."

The role of religion in keeping slavery legal? The role of religion in the slaughtering of indigenous people and the kidnapping of their children? The role of religion in keeping mixed race marriages illegal? I could go on for such a long time, but I think we all get the picture.

Marlon Rando's avatar

1. Revoke tax-exempt status.

LOU LOU's avatar

If butthair talked it would sound just like JD Vance.

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

My wife's spirit animal. I just texted her to google that.

Gracie's avatar

It's not the protestors' fault that pendejo can't speak a second language.

Lois Henry's avatar

Jackie Kennedy spoke excellent English, French and Spanish. She spoke Spanish well enough to give a speech in it. The first escort can barely make herself understood in English. I don’t care how many languages they say she speaks - if you can’t understand her it doesn’t count.

Underdawg23's avatar

Ms. Dawg hates the sound of her voice. True story, one of the Latino women who's worked for our condo complex for 41 years had this to say about the pole dancer: "She can't even speak English".

satch's avatar

Unlike that punk JD Vance, who wasn't even born during Watergate, I watched every day of the runup to the hearings, and then the hearings themselves, and though I despised Republicans even then, I had to give Goldwater and Hugh Scott some props for going to the White House and telling Nixon to his face he was dead meat. And as bad as Nixon was, he was a piker compared to the human cesspool that TFG is.

Mr Beeep's avatar

Ooooh paper!

I thought it said JD was stapling a bunch of people together. Presumably so they don’t leave while he is giving a presentation, or maybe just for fun. Does JD like fun?

InMyRoom's avatar

Attendees at the first day of the president’s festival were disappointed to discover that what few food options were actually open were far from cheap.

USA Today reported that the only food stall open on Thursday sold turkey legs for $23—almost twice the price of the same offering from a Disney theme park. The stall also offered smashburgers and giant western sausage sandwiches for $20, and lemonade for a whopping $9.

Online, people were particularly outraged by the price of a stuffed pretzel roll—which ranged from $12.48 to $24.96.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/you-won-t-believe-the-food-prices-at-trump-s-american-state-fair/ar-AA26CeK5

Marlon Rando's avatar

The schadenfreude is rich with me atm.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Well, we all need to understand that once trump takes his cut, there is limited profit. So, got to raise prices. I heard that the Marine Corp Band was putting on a pretty good show at this "fair" and people had come to listen. But then Lee Greenwood came out and he was followed by the corrupt orange sagging testicle. Within 10 minutes of his talking about himself people started to drift away. By the time he was done there was only about 300 people there. #SAD.

Enter Ranting's avatar

It's Fyre Fest, but on the Mall.

Mr Beeep's avatar

People actually went?

Gammarae's avatar

what the hell, everybody else is ripping us off