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RRJKR's avatar

Trump would never want a VP who was smarter than him, hence, we have JD

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Androgenous AF's avatar

Couch condom?

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

“JD Vance on three Sunday shows” is the political version of watching a raccoon get its head stuck in three different jars and insisting it’s ‘owning the libs.’

He got fact-checked, cornered, and still tried to pretend $50,000 in FBI bribe money was just a generous tip for ‘border czar excellence.’

If this is the brain trust running the country, no wonder they keep mistaking corruption for patriotism.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

For a really good picture of Vance in a shiny new WW2 German helmet go here.

https://www.growupart.com

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Fuck the couchfucker.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

In any other administration, Homan would be tasting the underside of the bus by now. But in a regime where they legitimately see nothing wrong with taking a bag full of cash to influence government policy, he’s a hero. Hell, if Diaper Donnie can accept a $1 billion plane, why shouldn’t the others all wet their beaks as well?

The only surprising thing is that he’s the only one who’s been caught on tape accepting a big sack of cash.

So far.

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Hollysdower's avatar

"hundreds of CDC scientists who were mistakenly laid off on Friday, and then told Saturday that’s not the case. But some of them were involved with the federal measles response. Some of them were involved with the response on Ebola. How does a mistake like this happen?"

In the case of the Ebola scientists, this is the SECOND time that's happened! Remember when Elon brought his toddler to the White House and gave that press conference? And he thought it was a big joke too, he said they made all these cuts, then realized they'd fired Ebola scientists, and had to hire them back. He said it with a grin on his stupid AssFace, like this was just a silly oopsie!

SO THAT'S TWICE NOW EBOLA SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN FIRED AND REHIRED. THAT WE KNOW OF.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

So now Brendan Carr will be demanding ABC fire Stephanopoulos.

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motmelere's avatar

There is no such term as "violating a crime". JD used it at least twice yesterday and should ask Yale for his money back.

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"M"'s avatar

Yale should rescind the degree they gave him

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IdRatherBeDancing's avatar

I don't know about you all, but I don't think I like this guy much. There is just something off about him. Cannot put my finger on it ...

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LOU LOU's avatar

Smarmy, snarky, snide, self-righteous with a superiority complex. Plus JD probably smells .

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Just don’t ever sit on any couch he had previously been on.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I sure wouldn't finger it either.

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clairence's avatar

You don't want to put your finger on it. Just back away slowly.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

So, today big couch fumigation day at all the networks, huh?

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Hank Napkin's avatar

A lot of people make fun of his appearance... as they should.

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WeaverSix's avatar

You know he spent the whole car ride back to his lair grumbling, "When, I am president, I'll show them!"

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

When he's President, the Republicans in Congress will go into full-scale rebellion, because they want the entire country to know that JD Vance is a weak leader.

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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

May I just shorten this article to a mathematical equation? 3X J.D Vance on Sunday = 3X too much J.D Vance. I claim the Fields Medal.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

JD (Just Douchebaggery) Vance is an empty bag of endless lies

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

President Vance's press conferences are going to be wilder than President Biden's.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

JD Vance is the opposite of charismatic, which is repellant.

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