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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Overhead through the door of the Timeline writers room with a glass:

"I think we need to have a serious discussion on how we're going to handle this. Are we going to write him out of the story with some real gutwrenching stuff that might move us a few tics with suburban housewives, or do we just rip the bandage off and go with interchangeable Darrens?"

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Darren Stephens libelz! Both of 'em!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. We're having a great week. Our honeymoon vacation on OBX was lovely, and we watched the DNC feed on YouTube while cooking and eating great meals, enjoying our alone time, and seeing brilliant sunsets and moonrises. We each got to see a meteor, more than a week after peak Perseids. We went to the beach, we went to the Museum of the Graveyard of the Atlantic, and we found smoked pecan sea salt crafted on Cape Hatteras. Now we're at the pied-à-nuage, where we just enjoyed a meal containing some of today's forage, as well as fresh produce picked from our food garden this morning, supplemented with local organic shallot and local sweet corn. The dogs and cats are home with us, and all is right with our world. We love being newlyweds.

Jadey can go fuck himself, with or without votes.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

MAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Kel Varnsen's avatar

What a major miscalculation thinking there would be democrats who would reflexively vote for the Kennedy name. Few of us left that even remember the Kennedys. And that the Kennedy clan has disavowed him.

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Jan Miller's avatar

Best meme ever

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Laura's avatar

Ever since the Vance couch sex story emerged, the Barry and Levon Loveseat skit has been on a loop in my mind. Someone please make a video with Barry and Levon with Vance’s face photoshopped in

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Tessie's avatar

One million skillion bonus points for superlative use of "distracted boyfriend" meme.

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Rags's avatar

is his house named 'Chez Divans'?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Standing ovation.

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Tecolote's avatar

"Couchfucker vs Brainworm: How Weird Can It Get?"

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Randy Rainbow takes a shot at Vantz. (I wish he's say what songs he's parodying, I'm lost half the time.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyQ2MLldGRI

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John Thorstensen's avatar

I commented earlier that one thing seldom noted in the praise for Randy Rainbow is that he has a beautiful high singing voice. I bet he would absolutely nail a serious version of "Bridge over Troubled Water".

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Demme Fatale's avatar

He's very sensitive musically too.

I'll bet this would be amazing!

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Demme Fatale's avatar

Sadie, Sadie, Married Lady from Funny Girl

Barbra Streisand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h51msoRqLSo

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Aha, thank you. No wonder I never ran across that.

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Pisto75666's avatar

I think this one is parodying "Sadie, Sadie Married Lady" from Funny Girl. I think he finally added that to the video description.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Thank you.

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Gargaxx's avatar

I'm just going to come right out and say it: Vance needs to find a dead whale and fuck it asap or he is done.

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Rags's avatar

A gray whale's penis is up to 6 feet long. Just sayin'

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

His bio says he's 6'2".

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"M"'s avatar

Oh, no. Nope.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

I was in the sea!

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Penissimo!

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

Wow he's bad at this.

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"M"'s avatar

Makes me madder than ever that Tim "I'm not Hillary Clinton" Ryan didn't beat him.

Ryan just plain didn't try.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That was the thing that really struck me. He has to be the worst public figure I've ever seen at being a public figure.

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Doug Langley's avatar

Soooo, any fact checkers around to should "That's a lie!"? OR are they too busy taking apart the Democrats' statements? "Walz sez he was a coach, but he was only assistant coach! PANTS ON FIRE!!"

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Eileen's avatar

STOOGES:

Moe: "Maha?"

Curley "Aha!"

Apologies if I'm like the fourth one with this....

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Never gets old.

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Puddinhead's avatar

Malice In The Palace. How that got snubbed on the Academy Award nominations I'll never know.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

"But no Republican, at least no Republican with any reasonable power" she should have immediately asked about $CROTUS and then ended the interview when he tried to claim $CROTUS doesn't have "reasonable power".

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

They wield unreasonable power.

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marcus816's avatar

Oh please! Please, please, please! Pretty please? Do it!

Please dump the couchfucker and pick up the brainworm!

That. Would. Be. AWESOME!

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Democrats, swooning at the Kennedy name, would FLOCK to vote for Trump! Especially younger ones who have no first-hand memory of any Kennedys!

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marcus816's avatar

No doubt.

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