547 Comments
User's avatar
fuflans's avatar

my lord. i've been here long enough to actually remember those very minor early 21st c scandals.

Peter's avatar
Dec 7Edited

Do you really expect a Hindi to understand Abrahamic holidays?

Marycat2021's avatar

Not important enough to pitch a fit about. I lived in Egypt for over 5 years and those folks love Christmas. I'm an atheist and love Christmas. Isn't there enough out there to criticize about this fuckwit already?

James McLaren's avatar

I agree with your decision. The Star Trek menorah is weird but I don't feel it's as weird as it could have and dare I say should have been. For example the candle holder things really should be in their heads.

Teddy Barnes's avatar

You just gotta know, if Bebe Net-ur-yoohoo called and told J.D. "you need to convert to Judaism........as well as your wife", He's scheduling Mitzvot classes tomorrow.....

Kristen Strong's avatar

Who picked that typeface? It looks very retro and not in a good way.

Kristen Strong's avatar

The typeface on the invitations. I hate it.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Monthly in-person Shul is Friday evening next week, and Rabbi Matt will be the guest speaker, to teach us how to prepare for Chanukah. It's also to serve as drop-off for the warm clothing gather. And I love my sweetheart's vegan latke.

RRJKR's avatar

Caroling around the blue and silver Chanukah Bush with Challah bread and Mogan David all around!

RRJKR's avatar

There are just no words to describe the insensitivity and idiocy of this administration. They put the "S" in stupid.

boo radley's avatar

Any Jews attending this reception deserve the TheoBros they will inevitably get.

Anybody running a pool on Usha Vance being the first to divorce her husband while First/Second Lady?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They should go easy on the hot chocolate if they can't handle the theobroma.

Ron Spangler's avatar

I hope J.D. has a happy Krampusnacht.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Hey! Gifts! Does anyone need anything more of a reason?

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Having just now bought my sister's complement of Xmas gifts (along with a couple of things for myself), I'll say no.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Thanks, Dok. It's good to remember the origin stories behind the lexicon employed by the Wonkerati.

Glenn Holland's avatar

Those responsible for sacking those responsible have been sacked.

DJ Teetop's avatar

I wonder if the media will blow this up like the Walker thing

User's avatar
Comment deleted
Dec 5
Comment deleted
DJ Teetop's avatar

It was a pun, really

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Sally McDonough, Laura Bush’s press secretary, said that “Mrs. Bush is apologetic,” but it was an oversight that “just slipped through the cracks” as the Bushes were preparing to leave the White House. Heck, she didn’t even blame the mistake on Barack Hussein Obama!

Well, duh. It was clearly Sleepy Joe Biden's fault.

DJ Teetop's avatar

Never use Otto Pen on your invites

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I don't know why Otto Peninger gets all this grief. Anatomy of a Murder was a pretty good flick.