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RRJKR's avatar

I want to know more abut this celebrating explicit sin stuff. Sounds like fun!!

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

"John Mayer (December 2009—February 2010)"

John Mayer is a good 'get through winter' choice. Well done Taylor.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

“What do you get when a billionaire pop star releases an album with provocative artwork, lyrics that mock God, glorify rebellion and celebrate explicit sin? "

Oh, fuck me, you get Tipper Gore again. or the people that hated Elvis.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Taylor Swift "NO LONGER HOT"?

Sounds like Trump talking to himself. Or a certain part of himself. Good thing for him that he's "post-sex."

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Followed, we're hoping, by post-breathing.

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Stulexington's avatar

Oh so now Taylor Swift controls the refs? Or they want her to like them for some reason? These conspiracies really fall apart when you try to answer the question "why are they doing that?" I mean if every billionaire could bribe the refs, wouldn't the owners already be doing that?

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Sandra Hardie's avatar

That was fun. Especially the 76% of women who consider MAGA men as a turnoff. That's the way to reduce the MAGA fanbase. No MAGA babies for that bunch.

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FloridaFloozy's avatar

They all cry like hell about it too. It's gotta be someone else's fault that they're such crap human beings that no-one wants to date them & it's usually women that they're pointing the finger at. They think it's just so unfair that these women keep demanding substance from them & won't just walk in, lay down & say, "Take me, oh great one. I don't care that you podcast to 11 people a day as a career & live in your mother's basement."

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FloridaFloozy's avatar

Religion is the refuge of fascists. How convenient to have a guy in the sky that can't be proven or disproved. Kirk Cameron uses it as his weapon. Slinging it with authority at any person or idea he wishes to lord over like the rotten little turd bucket that he is.

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Zap's avatar

There’s absolutely no proof of gawd anywhere except the human imagination.

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Free beach's avatar

You are absolutely right about religious weapons.

But who is this Kirk fellow?

Game show host?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Scott Baio without talent.

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FloridaFloozy's avatar

Kirk Cameron (his quote is in the article above) was a child actor on a 1980's sit com called "Growing Pains". According to actors who worked with him at the time, he was a "Junior Christian Nationalist" back then, telling them how they were all sinners & going to hell. Now he's a full grown Christian Nationalist annoying all of us with his crappy Christian movies and persistent judgement of all those he knows & doesn't know.

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Asphalt-Type Person's avatar

I actually remember one episode of "Growing Pains". Kirk's character and his father scored cheap tickets to what they thought was a Frank Sinatra concert but actually turned out to be Frank Sinatra Jr.

Laugh it up, these are the jokes!

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Free beach's avatar

Oh. Racist Game show host. Thought so.

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Emmanuel Goldstein's avatar

When I looked, there were 666 comments. See?

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Tecolote's avatar

It's a story about two people being in love. Of course, maga nutjobs can't understand it.

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pskbh's avatar

We do have other things to worry our pretty heads about, beyond a handsome couple and their future.

They're not running for office, are they?

People?

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Asphalt-Type Person's avatar

But the people in office are stomping on them, and by extention all the rest of us, in the name of Jeebus. We just can't step aside and let the Xtiains destroy everything enjoyable in life, which is all they've done for the last 2000-odd years. I say this does fucking matter.

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pskbh's avatar

Well tomorrow's a dead news day, unless we're lucky. Then it's Dead News Day!

And we can ignore the T &T dissing. I can only hope.

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DemoCat's avatar

JD is bored. He’s just a fuzzy little toady, Grover Dill to Trump’s Scut Farkus. His duty is the same as all the other heads of our once important agencies - defend Trump from accountability and tell lies to reshape reality. So it’s fair that he’s bored, with no real role or authority, so he’s a culture warrior. He’s very concerned about KC Chiefs. School shootings? Thoughts and prayers have been sent. Thoughts and prayers not enough? You must hate God.

Travis Kelce is in the twilight of his career and was a role player last year who produced the fewest yards and TDs of his HOF career. He was a great tight end. He’s got a nice smile and pretty eyes. But KC probably aren’t winning a title this year, and Trav is probably going to have a quiet season. Maybe that’s the bigger concern and scandal. Did Taylor Swift destroy Trav’s career with her voodoo cat lady female witchcraft powers? After all, he DID have his worst statistical season the year after they met! Whoa, if true!

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

He should seek professional help.

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Bren M's avatar

JD adVance needs a vacation from his fantasies, because he really doesn’t recognize reality.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Chump kicks, Schumer and Jeffries should send a message the moment Couchfucker's done with the oath of office assuring him that they're ready to work with him, happy to have someone on board who sees the big picture.

MAGA will hate him. Permanently. Forever.

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macsarunner's avatar

I’m woke, single, straight, and probably an old (is 67 an old?). Anyway, I gotta say that the lonely magas have given me an edge and it is the one thing I’ll thank them for. Helloooo 76%…. *waves, blows kisses*.

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Dave's Not Here's avatar

Travis Kelce could snap JD like a twig. And Kelce's popularity would only increase.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Couchfucker'd have a kid in his arms so fast if he even saw Travis coming.

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Zap's avatar

In the middle of 5th avenue?

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UVB-76's avatar

First clip stopped being interesting at 2:27.

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