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Had to have a return tiny hippo squee -

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

I thought that was a regulation size and weight baby hippo until I saw the peanuts.

Wow, those are BIG PEANUTS!!!

Huh? Oh.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Rolly polly adorableness.

Menotsure's avatar

At least the name wasn't Stollen.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Bread, cake, it's all good.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Water babby!

SkeptiKC's avatar

Pity those denied and thus consumed with woe

But to be so wretchedly deprived of the sight

of this precious bebe Hippo Loaf.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Hippo Loaf!

YaJagoff's avatar

Happy happy hippo!

Miss Grundy's avatar

Babby, babby hippo chomping on bread!

M-X's avatar

Hi, piglet!!

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Hippopotamus wiggles

his ears when he’s mad

and yawns so wide

you can see his gonads

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Hippo takes one look at the reflecting pool and says

"Ewwww! I'm not going in there!"

Donald Laporte's avatar

From the looks of the pool Hippo already "went" in there.

memzilla's avatar

He looks hungry hungry!

Kay Ducky's Booze Clues's avatar

Babbippo!

tehbaddr's avatar

CAMEL!

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

Brötchen is enjoying a refreshing swim.

Mark's avatar

Does "volunteer lawyer visit " mean what I think it does? I lawyer showing up trying to offer representation?

Rob Roser's avatar

I fondly remember all of my teachers practically begging us to bring weapons to school. Those were the days...Then they started with the mental health meds and next thing you know, we're chopping the dicks off of raccoons and getting brainworm. I'm just sayin...

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Dude was a walking Physician's Desk Reference.

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biff murphy's avatar

You don't know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump

You just don't...

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Tony Seybert's avatar

Did anybody notice that conservatives stop pooping their pants about “lawfare” as soon as it actually happens?

Megan Elliott's avatar

Anyone wanting to support Talarico, please, PLEASE consider donating to down ballot candidates! As a Texas resident, every single vote is going to be needed to keep our state from getting even worse. Here is a video from Amanda Nelson on the topic - she has links of where to donate!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DY14lTfurCH/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Will we be able to view the activities around the opening of the Obama Library online/on tv? Or will it only be on pay-per-view?

My mid-day attempt at humor. I don’t have much left.

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"it’s pretty clear Trump has decided the way he’s going to lose this war “gracefully” is that he’s going to blame the whole thing on JD Vance."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBREATHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

beb's avatar

I'm surprised the G7 hasn't expelled Trump yet.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I know our own G-7 In Space would have, long ago.

"M"'s avatar

They don't dare as long as - via some trade agreement - they need U.S. money

Remember how it wasn't meant for Rubio or Donald to read out loud the note Macron passed him at Davos that it was "fine" for Donald to keep raiding the Caribbean and Latin American countries -- but to stay away from Greenland ... with the implication being that Greenland was "too White" a country for such open plunder and abuse?

Greed. And. Racism.

From. Colonialist. Countries.

And. Colonialist. Leaders.

I'll keep saying it.

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Trump will not stop - now he's talking about putting a permanent fence around Lafayette Park, across from the White House"

[ WaPo archive link ]: https://archive.ph/wREZO

"𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬, 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑗𝑒𝑐𝑡, 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑢𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑑𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠, 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑜𝑓𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑠ℎ𝑢𝑡 𝐿𝑎𝑓𝑎𝑦𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒 𝑆𝑞𝑢𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑠, 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑐 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠."

I read the story, and nowhere in it do they name these "past administrations" or "multiple administrations" ( as written in the body ). It says that the idea was first proposed by the Secret Service - and either that's complete bullshit ( allowing Republicans to once again cry "National security!" ) or the leaders of the Secret Service need to be replaced, since they're obviously toadying to Trump.

The street between the park and the White House grounds ( Pennsylvania Avenue NW ) has been closed to traffic since the Clinton administration, and the fence around the White House was raised to 13 feet during the Obama administration - yet the Secret Service apparently wants MORE. Bullshit, this is all more of the grandiose ego of Trump demanding MORE.

Jamoche's avatar

Gosh, you think Melania might try to plagiarize that speech too?

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Dana?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4

Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue (Live at San Quentin, 1969)

Reader's avatar

That baby murderer in Mississippi is walking around today, doing his job, living his life, eating food, enjoying a laugh. I don't know what we're to do anymore.

CalOldBlue's avatar

I want to know who calls 911 for a theft of a box of diapers and gets an armed response from not one but TWO law enforcement agencies. If this was Walmart calling it in; boycott loading in 3... 2...

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Contrary to popular belief, there are so very many cops that very literally. 6-8 show up for every call. All spouting their, "we want to make it home tonight" bullshit, waving guns. Cop is not even in the top ten most dangerous jobs.. It hovers somewhere around number 14, behind farming and carpentering.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb3HGgsNZ1Q

Trump's Wasting Taxpayer Dollars on Vanity Projects, Iran Victory Lap & the Nuttiest RFK Jr Story

Jimmy Kimmel Live

President Trump is a Master (De)bater

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HuffPost: "Trump on Wednesday joined the G7 working session late, entering the room a few minutes after the meeting got underway. "I'm the boss," Trump jokingly said before taking his seat next to French President Emmanuel Macron. As the press was being escorted out of the room, Trump told journalists: "Would you like to stay for the meeting? It's ok with me."

The president joined the meeting after firing off a lengthy Truth Social post attacking both Democrats and Republicans. Trump sent the post as most world leaders had already gathered in the room for this morning's working session."