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G-7 in Space's avatar

"abridged should give all her fellow Americans paws"

OUT>>>>>>>>>>€>€>>>>>>

Wookiee Monster's avatar

If he was looking for fraud, he should have shown the photo of a certain senator from the Balrog state, I mean, the Sunshine state.

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

Given JD's proclivities, I can hear Suzie saying, "Bad Vice President! You know you’re not supposed to be fucking the furniture! That’s a very bad Vice President!"

goCatgo's avatar

At 30 feet his face looks like he lost a pie eating contest.

At 20 feet he ate BBQ Ribs with out a wet nap.

At 10 feet you wonder where did he get brown cotton candy?

And what does it taste like? But nevermind.

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

I’m disturbed by the attitude of the secret service - the way they put it, they seem to have bought into an us vs. them framing in which the public they nominally serve are the enemy.

Gracie's avatar

Yeah, well, they're cops. Cops gonna cop.

And this despite the fact that Trump has repeatedly siphoned the secret service of all its appropriated funds.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

2 out of 3 people don't approve of that orange bag of shit. 1 out of 3 hates him.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Does Jayvee Dunce kiss Usha with that mouth, or anything else apart from That Thing in the Offal Office's ass?

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Is she upholstered? If not, no.

goCatgo's avatar

"Can I help you sir?"

"Uh, yes, can you do .....something....in red leather? Real leather, not that plastic shit."

"A couch or a chair?"

"Umm, lemme get back to you!"

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

"Imagine it: JD Vance sprawled in Trump’s desk chair, feet up on the Resolute Desk"--Ummm, let's not.

helenasgarden's avatar

I still think Trump pilfered the Resolute Desk.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I notice that JD Vance has a fair amount of facial hair. This is a no no for Pete Kegsbreath who is stepping up efforts to de-facial-hair the armed forces. This seems to be a higher priority than the war in Iran. Recently he was on a navy ship where multiple sailors were wearing beards in contravention of Kegsbreath's direct instruction. A tantrum ensued. From the sailors' point of view, this is one way to disobey a direct order. Maybe these guys are practicing for disobeying if they are sent to voting locations in the fall.

From the Daily Beast: https://www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-pete-hegseths-staggering-beard-tantrum-exposed/

cmd Human Scum's avatar

Do warfighters put grease in their hair?

Pauly2coffees's avatar

He’s a butterball with a baby face, and there is no disguising it.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Texas ICE Killing Darkens: Rep Says Witnesses Pressured to Self-Deport

There were three others in the van with the man shot by ICE in Houston this week. A representative for the families tells TNR that the government is pressuring these potential witnesses to self-deport.

Now, in another potentially dark turn in the saga, those three men are under pressure from immigration officials to agree to self-deport, Juan Proaño, a representative for the families and CEO of the League of United Latin American Citizens, claimed in an interview with The New Republic.

https://newrepublic.com/article/212900/texas-ice-killing-darkens-rep-says-witnesses-pressured-self-deport?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark

cmd Human Scum's avatar

DHS admitted that the guy they stopped and shot was not the person they were looking for:

"On Thursday, DHS said agents had seen two white vans weeks prior to the incident at an address they had surveilled. When they returned on Tuesday, they saw "a white van with an individual who resembled the target" and initiated the traffic stop."

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2rm66xd17o

I'm surprised the families of the other 3 guys are even able to talk to them.

SunMoonStars's avatar

If they could disappear them I'm sure they would especially if they don't self deport.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Dark is the default.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Michigan's cyclosporiasis outbreak grows to more than 1,500 cases

Cyclospora cayetanensis is a parasite that causes the diarrheal illness cyclosporiasis. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says the most common symptoms associated with the illness are frequent watery diarrhea, loss of appetite, bloating, nausea and fatigue. Some people may also experience body aches, headache or vomiting.

Most of the cases have been in Southeast Michigan, with multiple cases reported in Jackson, Lenawee, Livingston, Oakland, Shiawassee, Washtenaw and Wayne counties. As of July 9, cases have been confirmed in 40 counties, with Monroe County reporting the most, at 215.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/michigan-s-cyclosporiasis-outbreak-grows-to-more-than-1-500-cases/ar-AA27EKrC?uxmode=ruby&ctsrc=dgst&ocid=edgntpruby&pc=HCTS&cvid=6a50f1efc8474f189307ddb209aebddd&cvpid=01c420e98ce84b41ae97b0c6fea11d69&ei=58

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

My daughter is in Monroe County, and she's taking all of the preventions you mention below.

SunMoonStars's avatar

I know we have those from MI here so I posted it. I'm sure they are getting this info at home but some may not. Just be safe.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

This sounds like a contaminated water source serving the area.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Health officials are investigating links to fresh produce like bagged salads, cilantro, basil, raspberries, snow peas, and scallions.

Prevention Tips: Wash all fruits and vegetables thoroughly, scrub firm produce, remove damaged areas, and refrigerate cut or cooked items within 2 hours.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Fucking hell they are putting a helipad on the fucking front lawn and that fuckity fuck ballroom. I hate this motherfucker and all Rs and hope they suffer long and hard

https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8836ee4c6f93910a9a2271379a66f75eb40c43ee280b974cf69de849a622d1e0.png

cmd Human Scum's avatar

Is that the grass they tore up for that stupid UFC thing?

SunMoonStars's avatar

As far as I can tell yes. That motherfucker needs to be drawn and quartered.

Anonymooseandsquirrel's avatar

"Childfucker" might be a more appropriate name for the rapist.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

And why are the WH columns wrapped up? 'General maintenance' my ass.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: Back in 2016, BJ Vance wrote an essay bashing Trump, and it was just republished.

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝘁𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗝𝗗 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲’𝘀 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟲 𝗘𝘀𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽: ‘𝗛𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗙𝗶𝘅 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗔𝗶𝗹𝘀’ 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻𝘀

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/the-atlantic-republishes-jd-vances-2016-essay-destroying-trump-he-cannot-fix-what-ails-americans/

wobbly's avatar

So he voted for Hillary?

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I bet JD wrote his own name on the ballot

eppe's avatar
35mEdited

James Donald Bowman or James David Hamel ??

eppe's avatar

Isn't it remarkable that we all know who JD Vance is way better than he knows himself.

VwllssWndr's avatar

JD Vance has a different opinion about how many ships Eads built and how long it took. Stop trying to censor his Constitutional right to free speech.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: Your Freudian slip is showing, BJ...

JD Vance: "There is so much fraud-- or, there was so much fraud in the federal government ... "

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mq5qkbzpvl22