My dream scenario is that Bernie wins the Republican nomination because Fox News decides a Clinton-Bernie clash in the general election would be the greatest thing in the history of the universe for their ratings.
When Bob Taft was the Ohio Secretary of State, one of his employees, an older gentleman with white hair, dyed his hair rainbow colors for the gay pride parade with what he thought was a rinse. It wasn't. Bob ran into him in the hall at the office and was so taken with the dye job he insisted on having his picture taken with him.
Well, he is right technically. That 6 point plan WILL return America's Favorite Family to the White House. Unfortunately for them, though, that's the Clintons.
Oh, lay off Exclamation Point. It was a natural mistake.
I mean, just look at that guy with the raccoon on his head in your second photo. He's a dead ringer for Charlton Heston. They could be twins. He probably gets mistaken for Heston in the street all the time. He probably pulled a leg muscle stepping over the bodies of the swooning old ladies who remember him from "Ben Hur." Why, I'd be surprised if Raccoon Head doesn't get cast in the lead for the next remake of "Planet of the Apes."
Two words. Terry Schiavo.
My dream scenario is that Bernie wins the Republican nomination because Fox News decides a Clinton-Bernie clash in the general election would be the greatest thing in the history of the universe for their ratings.
When Bob Taft was the Ohio Secretary of State, one of his employees, an older gentleman with white hair, dyed his hair rainbow colors for the gay pride parade with what he thought was a rinse. It wasn't. Bob ran into him in the hall at the office and was so taken with the dye job he insisted on having his picture taken with him.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
TBF, HW had that whole No New Taxes fuck up. They're still pissed about that.
Okay. As far as I'm concerned, this one won the internetz today. Congrats.
Oh, yeah. They're looking at George P, their Great (Fill In the Blank For Republican-Appropriate Skin Hue) Hope.
think Joan Crawford in Whatever Happened To Baby Jane
two words- Terry Schiavo. Anything bad happens to that POS, he earned it, with compound interest accrued.
lives there a man with heart so dead, who can envisage this visagewithout an overpowering urge to bust it one? or two or...
tell me about the rabbits, George
OMG that would be awesome!
PALIN TATAS LIBELZ!!!111!!!!1!1
Really, nothing inherently evil there, just a nice set of fun bags attached to the world's best word salad generator.
Well, he is right technically. That 6 point plan WILL return America's Favorite Family to the White House. Unfortunately for them, though, that's the Clintons.
The sad thing is that he thinks Charlton Heston really was Moses.
Oh, lay off Exclamation Point. It was a natural mistake.
I mean, just look at that guy with the raccoon on his head in your second photo. He's a dead ringer for Charlton Heston. They could be twins. He probably gets mistaken for Heston in the street all the time. He probably pulled a leg muscle stepping over the bodies of the swooning old ladies who remember him from "Ben Hur." Why, I'd be surprised if Raccoon Head doesn't get cast in the lead for the next remake of "Planet of the Apes."