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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

That can't even be spun as a positive, like he wouldn't have an Oval Office sex scandal because he couldn't work the zipper. With our luck, he's attracted to women who know how to work zippers

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Could it get into his Never-Was-Presidential Library?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I have no idea what my IQ is. I figure it would be lower than I thought, which means I'm not as smart as I think, which would bum me out.

Or, it would be higher than I expected, which means that I didn't reach my full potential, which would bum me out.

Look at me! Not bummed out!

SterWonk's avatar

"Sweet bar mitzvahed Christ on the bimah"

I can always count on Kaili to teach me new Hebrew and Yiddish vocabulary. :-)

willi0000000's avatar

i'm sure he could wrap-up that spot in two or three hundred takes per segment.

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

With the one caveat that they never shit gold as shiny as their father could shit...which is how we ended up in Iraq...to prove...something.

eddi_TBH's avatar

I had to look up what a bimah is (raised platform from which the Torah is read). I just have to share this picture to erase Jeb's countenance. https://upload.wikimedia.or...

eddi_TBH's avatar

The note Babs pinned there said, "If found please dispose of in nearest dumpster."

eddi_TBH's avatar

He takes risks walking up stairs.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Blinded by ambition. I've been saying the fix is in. Maybe I'm more correct than I think.