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Craptastically craptastic

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My own theory is that people remember the presidencies of his father and, especially, his brother, and are like, "No, thanks."

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Jeb is so pathetic he'd get his penis caught in the zipper of his goddamn HOODIE.

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But he still is a shoe in to be the nomina nomina nomina nee. He's the one with the whatcha callit gravitas?

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Jeb! is so incompetent he'd find a way to get his penis caught in some one else's hoodie zipper.

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Except that would be a scandal and he hasn't the huevos to even get in that much trouble.

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Columba will catch it in the zipper of her purse then because that seems to be where it's kept.

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And that still puts Rubio leading the "moderate" mob. How is Jeb gonna feel when Fiorina gets more votes in Iowa? Never mind Doc C will whup his ass. For free even.

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He is just going through the motions. Whether that means he knows the fix is in or he no longer cares is unknown unless he sticks around after losing the first couple primaries. Then you know it's fixed. Or so they keep telling Jeb.

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I would do anything for votes, but I won't do that!

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Trump is holding the Reb core hostage. And everybody, including the core, knows it. Even if his enemies get him arrested and convicted of child molestation and mass murder, the core will still vote for him over anyone else.

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If it wasn't for button fly pants he would have no kids.

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Minor incident in Dallas.

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Patience. Maybe after Iowa. Certainly after New Hampshire.

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I name the TravelLodge on Dixie Highway behind the Hustler Store. Bring that mask thing but don't wear a bra . Oh wait, wrong Donald.

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Yeah but Rick Scott makes him look like a Teletubbie. Poor old marble mouth Jeb, another wedgie.

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