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malsperanza's avatar

Here's a nifty gif that will come in handy if Jeb! gets the nom. Be warned: it has sound and is unbelievably irritating.

https://gifsound.com/?gif=s...

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malsperanza's avatar

That's just their way of letting Ben Carson and Bobby Jindal down gently.

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1. Because training is for people who have to work for a living, not for people who inherit their jobs.

2. He was talking to a crowd of raging fundies and forgot that other audiences might not cheer and stamp. This is what will make tomorrow's debate so fucking funny.

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Let's have a moment of silence for these 3 military procurement budget lines--all unrequested programs--for which Congress provided funding:

$1.46 billion for fifteen EA-18G Growler electronic warfare planes$1 billion to begin work on an additional San Antonio-class amphibious transport dock ship$479 million for four additional F-35 fighter jets (bringing the total number funded to 38)

Source: http://www.pogo.org/blog/20...

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malsperanza's avatar

They're buying the family-size multi-pac: comes in a set of 6.

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W had a direct upload in his USB port: http://tomwatson.typepad.co...

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MikeyArmstrong's avatar

As one of his constituents, I never saw any evidence that he was smarter than his dumb fuck big brother.

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MikeyArmstrong's avatar

But, but, there was a poll yesterday which showed Hillary wasn't doing too well among southern white women.

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MikeyArmstrong's avatar

Paul Ryan is ready to slide filthy rich military contractors a cool hundred billion for shits and gigs.

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Querolous's avatar

¡that's just great¡thanx¡

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

It's also about $300 million LESS than the Koch brothers are spending to buy the presidency. I guess it would be too much to ask that we raise their fucking taxes a few bucks to pay for anything.

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Amy!'s avatar

Or option-1 (option is also marked alt). There's a mnemonic, because the exclamation point is shift-1.

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Amy!'s avatar

Terri Schiavo LI—

Okay, never mind, I can't even finish that without throwing up.

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Amy!'s avatar

The more Bush says about women, the more I think of a simple campaign poster.

Multiple Bush quotes. Some sort of image (I'm not the graphics person, sorry). And the tag line:

"Ladies, on [date], wax that Bush!"

(where [date] is the election day, either the primary or, merciful gods forfend, the general)

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NoniMausa's avatar

Half a billion dollars sounds like lots till you realize it's spread across 150 million American female type persons, for a grand total of $3.34 per American female person.

What a dick.

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rose528's avatar

$ 82.5 BILLION DOLLARS IS RECEIVED EVERY YEAR BY THE RELIGIOUS GROUPS WHO ARE USING THAT MONEY AGAINST WOMEN AND CHILDREN. That is yours and my tax dollars. They scream about their tax dollars what about ours????

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