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Doug Langley's avatar

More like the Get Smart one.

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blaid droog's avatar

my state got royally fucked by both bush brothers. jeb doesn't merit a second shot but at least he no longer has kathryn harris or hanging chads.

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bobbert's avatar

Sorry, I haven't read the comments yet, but I may go to bed soon, and I'm wondering, does anybody know what "I have to do the Heisman on my brother that I love, you know?" fucking means?

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bobbert's avatar

Well, I am an only child.

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bobbert's avatar

Nope. Not "As Much". That's "Both sides do it". Some fault, even considerable fault. but it was the repos who drove the whole thing.

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bobbert's avatar

He waited before that smarmy smear?

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

I think it means he has to brutally shove him out of the consciousness of the voters, which may prove to be an Augean stables sort of problem.

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Electric Ukulele Land's avatar

If by "unified" you mean "viciously vilified dissenters as unpatriotic terrorist sympathizers" then yeah, I remember W doing that too.

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Antonin Dvorak's avatar

Pull this pose anytime 2001-09 is mentioned:

https://images.duckduckgo.c...

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

His ideas only make my gorge rise...oh yes, and the vomit, also too.

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Hyperspherical_Cow's avatar

Yes yes, please keep telling us how your brother and worst president in recent history is so awesome John Ellis (Jeb). I do have to admit that texas swagger and fakish drawl get's me every time though....snif. Off to play with my anatomically correct Dubya in flight suit action figure.http://www.amazon.com/Georg...

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artem1s's avatar

yea, I thought he might have pulled a malaprop as his brother was so prone to do and said Heisman when he meant Heimlich. he certainly should learn to do the Heimlich as I predict there is likely to be lots of choking on vomitus when he is out on the campaign trail.

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CP's avatar

holy frack, wonkette is still around. who knew!

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fergawdssakes's avatar

And touched you deeply?

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

...he unified the country...

And of course if, God forbid, an equally terrible attack should occur under Obama or Hillary Clinton, the Republicans would immediately rally to his/her side and not take a lot of political cheap shots, right?

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snort* HAHAHAHAHA.

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Content unavailable's avatar

If Jeb admits that Iraq was a mistake, how can he justify Iraq Reloaded?

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