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What, you mean five unelected, unaccountable lawyers? Everyone hates the Supreme Court!

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China.

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Actually, although Jeb went to Andover for prep school, his degree is from the University of Texas.

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But they're too wide.

Incidentally, Wikipedia has a list of the biggest (at least the longest) 1-syllable words:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

Coming in at the longest at 12 letters is schtroumpfed (though it might be considered an import from Schtroumpf.)

Tied at 11 letters are "squirrelled" (in the American pronunciation) and "broughammed." I don't know about the other two but the only one that I think that any member of the Obama administration might conceivably have used is "squirrelled."

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Come to think of it "hours worked," when pronounced à la ¡Je¿b?! is one of those big-syllable words: "howrsworked." 10 letters!

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And the big fool said "push on!"

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Bangladesh. That's who the Chinese are contracting out to as their own people demand better conditions and pay.

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His handlers let him ad lib the actual statement. Last time they make that mistake.

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sounds like "kaows" right?

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What do you expect? He's a Bush.

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Well, the current POTUS is one of You People.

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And so they sent me over to the Group W Bush bench.

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"Mission Accomplished."

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Oh my god did you really have to say "Barbara Bush's vagina"???? REALLY?

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What "nuanced" mean? No me understand..

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That picture features the appropriate response to every single GOP presidential wannabe:

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