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Doloras Funkette's avatar

What, you mean five unelected, unaccountable lawyers? Everyone hates the Supreme Court!

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lurch394's avatar

China.

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lurch394's avatar

Actually, although Jeb went to Andover for prep school, his degree is from the University of Texas.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

But they're too wide.

Incidentally, Wikipedia has a list of the biggest (at least the longest) 1-syllable words:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

Coming in at the longest at 12 letters is schtroumpfed (though it might be considered an import from Schtroumpf.)

Tied at 11 letters are "squirrelled" (in the American pronunciation) and "broughammed." I don't know about the other two but the only one that I think that any member of the Obama administration might conceivably have used is "squirrelled."

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Come to think of it "hours worked," when pronounced à la ¡Je¿b?! is one of those big-syllable words: "howrsworked." 10 letters!

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eddi_TBH's avatar

And the big fool said "push on!"

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Bangladesh. That's who the Chinese are contracting out to as their own people demand better conditions and pay.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

His handlers let him ad lib the actual statement. Last time they make that mistake.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

sounds like "kaows" right?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

What do you expect? He's a Bush.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Well, the current POTUS is one of You People.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

And so they sent me over to the Group W Bush bench.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Mission Accomplished."

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Annie Towne's avatar

Oh my god did you really have to say "Barbara Bush's vagina"???? REALLY?

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blueeyedcuban's avatar

What "nuanced" mean? No me understand..

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

That picture features the appropriate response to every single GOP presidential wannabe:

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