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Querolous's avatar

A can of Bush's Baked Beans is smarter than this entire family.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Maliki threw them out. Now they got rid of Maliki, so they're sneaking back in. Victory!

Whale Chowder's avatar

Better painter than president, ya gotta give him that much.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Her uterus spewed more toxic waste than a Superfund site, and the clean-up costs have run into the trillions.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

In the aftermath of the recent upstate NY prison break, the guards put plastic bags over the heads of other prisoners and threatened to waterboard them. Now where did they get the idea that was okay?

Obama has been a great president, but he didn't jail anyone for torture. We'll pay for that decision for a long time. (The banksters didn't learn their lesson, either.)

Amy!'s avatar

How is a bush like a bicycle?

Amy!'s avatar

The little plastic castle is a surprise every time.

fuflans's avatar

i'm doing that Riii scene this summer and i think of the bush clan EVERY goddamn time madge says:

'From forth the kennel of thy womb hath creptA hell-hound that doth hunt us all to death"

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Cut the tree down? Just how petty can this douche get?

unhipcat's avatar

i don't want a president who's going to do everything he can to "prove" his brother was "right"

Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Possibly somewhat better than a son doing everything he could to "prove" his father was "wrong", but, yeah, let's be done with the Adams' Family style politicin', please.