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Political ideology isn't covered by the First Amendment? Since when?

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Well... this is according to wingnuts... I'm thinking there isn't much logic to most of what they say.

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It's always amused me that there's people who think you can get more converts to the Prince of Peace and his religion by threatening violence.

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And immediately forgets before the next election.

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"amused pissed me off to no end"

FTFY.

Also too: From Saved!:

And yes, that was a Bible. <rolleyes>

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Both Bush brothers are nitwits!!! Jeb isn't any smarter than his brother. Besides lacking intelligence, he lacks charisma and is even laughable as a presidential contender.

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Very hard to serve food and walk around with your butt cheeks clinched up real tight to protect against sudden random acts of ghey terrorism.

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Delivering a cake before a party is "participating!" Just like doing the chicken dance as an invited guest is the same as boning the bride.

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Maybe. Everyone says it's a cubit...

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I've seen people in Catholic ceremonies lie flat on the ground while praying just to be that much more humble before God. So don't try and tell me that it's a deeply spiritual act to wrap fondant around a pile of flour and oil.

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True 'nuff, but hardly even the point. I don't give a flying fuck how deeply held and honestly believed your convictions. They do not let you rewrite the law whenever you feel like it. You still have to exist within the framework of broader society. Those charming ISIS fellows have some very deeply held religious beliefs that anybody who disagrees with them should have their heads separated from their bodies, but we don't let them go around chopping people up willy-nilly, now do we?

Freedom of worship is precisely that. You are allowed to believe whatever works for you, and you can't be punished for believing differently than somebody else. That doesn't mean your actions don't still have to conform to the framework of civil law.

No matter how many times this is explained to these twunts, they refuse to understand it.

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Pffft! Your so-called business plan doesn't even include GoFundMe grift.

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I get uncomfortable in the vicinity of descendants of the cursed Cain*. Those people should have their own accomodations, toilets, and drinking fountains. right Jebbie?(*blahs)

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There's only two things I can't stand in this world: Intolerance of other cultures... and the D̸̴̩̱̫̦͙̱̠U͏̟͍͈̗̭̤͇̘̥͍̀ͅT͖̦͈͖͍̗͎̝͔͖̤͈͟͞C̶̙̼̳̠̭͝͠H͎͖̞͔̬̬̱̭͎̙̲̘̗͙̻̕.͞҉̺̦͎̼̪̟͖̲̰͚͎̦̹̝̣

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and bikers.

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If a "business" having 'religious beliefs" was anywhere near actually being true, it should be perfectly Constitutional to force all of your employees to pray.

Come to think of it, that's probably their next move.

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