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bobbert's avatar

Schroedinger's comment.

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bobbert's avatar

There are still people in Orange County.

You spray and spray, and still....

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bobbert's avatar

Nope. Nancy, the Blowjob Queen of Hollywood. (And, subsequently, First Lady).

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bobbert's avatar

What? Seriously?

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bobbert's avatar

The check is in the mail.

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freakishlyterrified's avatar

Don't. He feel exactly nothing for you.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Yup, like Björk bint Gudmund.

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artem1s's avatar

he was hoovering up mountains of coke and booze long before the pretzel incident.

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artem1s's avatar

the 3 nation solution was never going to be acceptable (to Ws boys) because it was such an abysmal failure (in that it was part of a DemocRat military solution) in that other Vietnam-like quagmire we are always having to go back and fix called Kosovo....what, wait!?

edit/Ok it was Bosnia...but the GOP never seems to want to remember how that all worked out.

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JeffWest's avatar

And then, with a defiant shove of the feeding tube down brain-dead Terri Schiavo's throat, Jeb Bush stepped off the stage and fell right into the sousaphones.

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D G's avatar

What the fuck are you talking about?

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Thurman Munster IV's avatar

See Python, Monty. The man who couldn't say the letter C

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Bad Scooter's avatar

TERRA!!!!1!! WE RESPONDED WITH FORCE!!! You think there was a more level-headed solution?!1! That makes you a PUSSYWe invaded with Democracy!!! They should thank us for helping!MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, you're welcome the Iraq and such!We sent more troops, because 'Murica, FUCK YEAH!!1! The current administration undid our U.S.A. accomplishment, we have STOOPID LEADERS, Mexico and China are so much more cunning and smart!!Now we have Creeping Sharia ISIS MUSLIM EXTREMISTS, thanks Obama!!!!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

What the hell is it with Iraq? Why are all the Bushies always jonesing to make a mess o' Potamia?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I think that LM is talking about Jeb! and his ilk here, w00t, and not about the Wonkerati.

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kfreed's avatar

Down-voted for your link to antiwar.com - the Paultard Douchebag Hub:https://www.google.com/sear...

And no, Rob Paul isn't anti-war, he's white supremacist/anti-Jew: http://dneiwert.blogspot.co...

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