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Dolmance's avatar

I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about.

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

You forgot creeping Sharia. Everything's a creeping to these guys.

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HeywoodJablomey's avatar

WTF is 'soccer'? REAL 'MURRIKAN FOOTBALL OR GTFO

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Toast?

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Der, Jebby? America was multi-cultural from day 1. Sure, most of that culture was pale-assed, but, they truly considered themselves different than the other guys, with their own tastes in music, in literature, in politics, in religion, etc etc etc. Take, for examples, puritans versus quakers, Irish and Italian, Wasp and Africans and oh, the guys that were here first, those Native Americans. English, French, German and on and on all melted together in the great big mixing pot that /is/ American Culture. Get that? American Culture is, by its very nature, multi-cultural.So yeah, lots of multi culturalism from day 1.Now shaddit, sit on your /patio/, sip your /stout/, put your feet up on a /divan/ and let the adults do the talking words thing from now on.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Does anyone else remember the melting pot versus tossed salad analogy from junior high social studies? Of course tossed salad meant something rather different then, but is Jeb! saying America is someone's tossed salad? Cuz,gross.

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Amy!'s avatar

Born on third base. Caught out on a pop fly trying to steal second.

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Amy!'s avatar

What, never?No, never!What, never?Hardly ... uh. Something. Forgot. Hardly clever? Rhymes, but ...

LINE!

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Querolous's avatar

So is ¿Heb? saying we should purée our peas before we add them to our guacamole?

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

If ¡Jeb! is against multi-culturalism this week, does this mean he's no longer selling his idiotic $75 "guaca bole"?

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Querolous's avatar

Kitteh time!

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Querolous's avatar

Sufferin' Sucotash!! (And the Narragansett were here first!)

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Enquiring Minds Want to Know™

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Querolous's avatar

Pitching for the visiting team, bottom of the ninth,tie ballgame, bases loaded, commit a balk.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He'd poll at 5% - that's the fraction of GOPtards who'd listen to a sensible candidate.

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Querolous's avatar

Don't look like my mommy!

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