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I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about.

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You forgot creeping Sharia. Everything's a creeping to these guys.

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WTF is 'soccer'? REAL 'MURRIKAN FOOTBALL OR GTFO

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Toast?

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Der, Jebby? America was multi-cultural from day 1. Sure, most of that culture was pale-assed, but, they truly considered themselves different than the other guys, with their own tastes in music, in literature, in politics, in religion, etc etc etc. Take, for examples, puritans versus quakers, Irish and Italian, Wasp and Africans and oh, the guys that were here first, those Native Americans. English, French, German and on and on all melted together in the great big mixing pot that /is/ American Culture. Get that? American Culture is, by its very nature, multi-cultural.So yeah, lots of multi culturalism from day 1.Now shaddit, sit on your /patio/, sip your /stout/, put your feet up on a /divan/ and let the adults do the talking words thing from now on.

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Does anyone else remember the melting pot versus tossed salad analogy from junior high social studies? Of course tossed salad meant something rather different then, but is Jeb! saying America is someone's tossed salad? Cuz,gross.

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Born on third base. Caught out on a pop fly trying to steal second.

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What, never?No, never!What, never?Hardly ... uh. Something. Forgot. Hardly clever? Rhymes, but ...

LINE!

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So is ¿Heb? saying we should purée our peas before we add them to our guacamole?

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If ¡Jeb! is against multi-culturalism this week, does this mean he's no longer selling his idiotic $75 "guaca bole"?

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Kitteh time!

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Sufferin' Sucotash!! (And the Narragansett were here first!)

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Enquiring Minds Want to Know™

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Pitching for the visiting team, bottom of the ninth,tie ballgame, bases loaded, commit a balk.

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He'd poll at 5% - that's the fraction of GOPtards who'd listen to a sensible candidate.

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Don't look like my mommy!

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