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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Strangely enough, that's how it worked in our household. So now instead of me being comfortable and my girlfriend on disability, we got married, and now we're BOTH struggling. THANKS JEB

Doloras Funkette's avatar

"Private charity" means panhandling, right? Here's a tip: shave your head and pretend to have cancer.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Why, that's the most poetic thing I've read on Wonkette (after Chimpy McFlightsuit, of course). Sirrah, good generator.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It's a slippery slope. First, it's 42, then 22, then...

Doug Langley's avatar

No, no, no. Editrix was a movie starring Keanu Reeves.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... they need to haul out their buybulls and check Proverbs 17:28. I'm pretty sure this was written with Jeb Jeb Bush in mind... and he needs to read it as well.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... do you know what Vaughn Meader would be doing today if he was alive?

Scratching at the lid of the coffin! < ba DUM tish! >

I'll be here through the weekend... five drink minimum.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

That "bro without a ho" joke is going to stick to Lindsey Graham like an Alaskan lamprey. The best part is that it comes directly from the mouth of a RWNJ Senator. Sometimes, life is good.

eddi_TBH's avatar

The ultimate Republican nuculer(stet) family.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Aye, indeed. These guys think they're so fucking clever.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

So much irony on so many levels.

1. He's not supposed to admit that Evolution is a thing.

2. He's especially not supposed to say that he himself has evolved.

3. He hasn't actually evolved. In fact, he's exactly the same even though the political environment around him has changed. This is usually a recipe for extinction.

4. He is an asshole. (That's not an irony but it's so much fun to say it again and again.)

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Why isn't he running for the Republican nomination?

Dee Andee's avatar

He is an asshole. He is an asshole. He is an asshole. He is an asshole. He is an asshole. He is SUCH an asshole!

I have tested your hypothesis and have found it has merit. :)

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

You really think he's capable of making a sammich?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Where's Vaughn Meader when you need him?

Dee Andee's avatar

Can you believe he's a Democrat? I asked my Mom about it once, "like, Mom, why does my stepdad vote Dem? I mean, he's not the most kind-hearted or generous person, he's sexist, he's so cheap it's shameful, he gets off on being a dick, and he loves to go on and on about how dumb every one except him is." She wasn't amused.

I guess even our side gets the occasional weird one. ;)