Is it a day? It is! So you know what it's time for? (No, not that , put your lady boners and boy muffs away, that's for after the kids are in bed. This is a FAMILY BLOG. ) [contextly_sidebar id="Z5n6x5kpTVTCpB6JxSVtt5Rp5VxXlsAi"] It is time o'clock for us to snicker and point and laugh and take cheap shots at Jeb Bush, for sucking. How is Jeb sucking today? Same way he sucked
Strangely enough, that's how it worked in our household. So now instead of me being comfortable and my girlfriend on disability, we got married, and now we're BOTH struggling. THANKS JEB
... they need to haul out their buybulls and check Proverbs 17:28. I'm pretty sure this was written with Jeb Jeb Bush in mind... and he needs to read it as well.
That "bro without a ho" joke is going to stick to Lindsey Graham like an Alaskan lamprey. The best part is that it comes directly from the mouth of a RWNJ Senator. Sometimes, life is good.
1. He's not supposed to admit that Evolution is a thing.
2. He's especially not supposed to say that he himself has evolved.
3. He hasn't actually evolved. In fact, he's exactly the same even though the political environment around him has changed. This is usually a recipe for extinction.
4. He is an asshole. (That's not an irony but it's so much fun to say it again and again.)
Can you believe he's a Democrat? I asked my Mom about it once, "like, Mom, why does my stepdad vote Dem? I mean, he's not the most kind-hearted or generous person, he's sexist, he's so cheap it's shameful, he gets off on being a dick, and he loves to go on and on about how dumb every one except him is." She wasn't amused.
I guess even our side gets the occasional weird one. ;)
Strangely enough, that's how it worked in our household. So now instead of me being comfortable and my girlfriend on disability, we got married, and now we're BOTH struggling. THANKS JEB
"Private charity" means panhandling, right? Here's a tip: shave your head and pretend to have cancer.
Why, that's the most poetic thing I've read on Wonkette (after Chimpy McFlightsuit, of course). Sirrah, good generator.
It's a slippery slope. First, it's 42, then 22, then...
No, no, no. Editrix was a movie starring Keanu Reeves.
... they need to haul out their buybulls and check Proverbs 17:28. I'm pretty sure this was written with Jeb Jeb Bush in mind... and he needs to read it as well.
... do you know what Vaughn Meader would be doing today if he was alive?
Scratching at the lid of the coffin! < ba DUM tish! >
I'll be here through the weekend... five drink minimum.
That "bro without a ho" joke is going to stick to Lindsey Graham like an Alaskan lamprey. The best part is that it comes directly from the mouth of a RWNJ Senator. Sometimes, life is good.
The ultimate Republican nuculer(stet) family.
Aye, indeed. These guys think they're so fucking clever.
So much irony on so many levels.
1. He's not supposed to admit that Evolution is a thing.
2. He's especially not supposed to say that he himself has evolved.
3. He hasn't actually evolved. In fact, he's exactly the same even though the political environment around him has changed. This is usually a recipe for extinction.
4. He is an asshole. (That's not an irony but it's so much fun to say it again and again.)
Why isn't he running for the Republican nomination?
He is an asshole. He is an asshole. He is an asshole. He is an asshole. He is an asshole. He is SUCH an asshole!
I have tested your hypothesis and have found it has merit. :)
You really think he's capable of making a sammich?
Where's Vaughn Meader when you need him?
Can you believe he's a Democrat? I asked my Mom about it once, "like, Mom, why does my stepdad vote Dem? I mean, he's not the most kind-hearted or generous person, he's sexist, he's so cheap it's shameful, he gets off on being a dick, and he loves to go on and on about how dumb every one except him is." She wasn't amused.
I guess even our side gets the occasional weird one. ;)