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"irrespective of what the courts say,” That's where we went wrong - we should have ignored the SCOTUS when they ruled for his brother.

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... all natural Allsorts are tasty, but unnatural Trumpsorts would be nasty.

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Artisan Dalton Avalos Ramirez has launched a Trump pinata, featuring The Donald’s inimitable hairstyle and a big, big YOOGE mouth.

You're welcome.

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“We need to make sure that we protect the right not just of having religious views, but the right of acting on those religious views,” he said.

Well if that isn't a slippery slope I don't know what is. "Acting" on your religious views already has a precedent of regulation. Even though the court ruled that animal sacrifice in Santeria was constitutional, you can't practice ritual human sacrifice because of your religious views. What if your religion allowed you to burn down the homes of those you felt were unworthy? I doubt a court would find that to be acceptable.

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That poor, sad bastard... he can't run from his brother's record and on top of that, sticks both feet in his mouth anytime the words 'Iraq,' 'ISIS,' 'Failed Invasion,' are mentioned.

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"Jeb" should replace "derp"

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The Swedes, but only if it's salted.

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He may win the Oscar for a Leading Role for Awful, Disingenuous Creep Running For President, but his dad is definitely Best Supporting Actor In Assuring Your Son Has No Chances of Being Elected Role.

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Well maybe. He does everything else backward so why not a life plan?

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I look forward to the day when "People of Faith" means fans of Faith, the feature dancer at the strip club near the zoo.

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This op amp goes to 11.

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Hey Rafael,I'm an American first and not a republican (registered green) because I was raised Catholic and not in some tongue speaking snake handling fundamentalist greed cult.So fuck you.

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successful life = not gay.

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But I thought JFK was a northeastern Catholic and you just said.... Aw, forget it, neither of the Cruzes will ever achieve coherent thought.

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Flip flops are the fundamental building block of the internet. Screw Al Gore, Jeb is the new father of modernity.

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Five hundred thousand clams for paintings by The Hitler? Cool! This should raise the value of my Stalin gouaches.

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