Jeb Bush "fixing things." It's the beginning of a new week, which means America has a case of the Mondays, and Jeb Bush is brainstorming new ways to be a complete fuck-up. Last time we writed you words about Jeb!, we noted that we're starting to feel a teensy bit guilty about making fun of Jeb's EVERY SINGLE MOVE, as if we're kicking a particularly stupid puppy. But while yr Wonkette is decidedly not a puppy-kicker, it's our God-ordained job to kick Jeb around, so we're gonna keep doing this until he finally has the presence of mind to drop out of politics forever.
I'm pretty sure nobody at the campaign noticed the striking and very unfortunate similarity to "Jim'll Fix It," a BBC children's TV show hosted by Jimmy Savile, who spent decades molesting literally hundreds of children. So does that mean Jeb will follow in Savile's footsteps? http://bit.ly/1PhiV3a
There was one little problem back in 2008 that ¡Heb! could not fix...
http://www.thewhirlingwind....
Joni Ernest?
Cher? (Though not a "him"self)
A banner? Bushes don't have good luck with banners, but okay.
In the 80's I was invited to a Society party and they actually bragged about how they have Bleh cooks who could "cook so good".
Hahaha.
His mother sounds a lot like "Madam Fatal"
There's a "twist"....
http://www.cracked.com/arti...
no big deal . . . i tried fixing a dog once . . . you wouldn't believe how many moving parts there are in there once you get one open.
Can Jeb! fixt it?
http://youtu.be/n8YWZm_YKoo
There's only two charge codes when Republicans are in power:
0001 Erasing history of good things.
0002 Making things more stupid.
Andy Warhol?
You get this...
What Jeb really needs is a hipper new slogan. Something like: "Let Jeb-O Handle It!"
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
¡Jeb! sure enough fixed the 2000 election, you betcha!
Your grasp of the language is pretty Germane.
I'm pretty sure nobody at the campaign noticed the striking and very unfortunate similarity to "Jim'll Fix It," a BBC children's TV show hosted by Jimmy Savile, who spent decades molesting literally hundreds of children. So does that mean Jeb will follow in Savile's footsteps? http://bit.ly/1PhiV3a
Looks like ...
https://youtu.be/v46plhmxXU4