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DahBoner's avatar

There was one little problem back in 2008 that ¡Heb! could not fix...

http://www.thewhirlingwind....

chicken thief's avatar

Cher? (Though not a "him"self)

Wookie Monster's avatar

A banner? Bushes don't have good luck with banners, but okay.

DahBoner's avatar

In the 80's I was invited to a Society party and they actually bragged about how they have Bleh cooks who could "cook so good".

Hahaha.

DahBoner's avatar

His mother sounds a lot like "Madam Fatal"

There's a "twist"....

http://www.cracked.com/arti...

willi0000000's avatar

no big deal . . . i tried fixing a dog once . . . you wouldn't believe how many moving parts there are in there once you get one open.

DahBoner's avatar

There's only two charge codes when Republicans are in power:

0001 Erasing history of good things.

0002 Making things more stupid.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

What Jeb really needs is a hipper new slogan. Something like: "Let Jeb-O Handle It!"

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

¡Jeb! sure enough fixed the 2000 election, you betcha!

Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

Your grasp of the language is pretty Germane.

Jack_Carter_USA's avatar

I'm pretty sure nobody at the campaign noticed the striking and very unfortunate similarity to "Jim'll Fix It," a BBC children's TV show hosted by Jimmy Savile, who spent decades molesting literally hundreds of children. So does that mean Jeb will follow in Savile's footsteps? http://bit.ly/1PhiV3a