Jeb Bush is doing a great job so far of proving just how "The Smart One" he is, even though he has not yet officially announced his candidacy for Republican Loser of 2016. Also, of proving how low a bar that is when you're talking about the Bush family.
Ethan Czahor's last tweet 15 hrs ago. "i deleted some old jokes i made years ago that i no longer find funny or appropriate." #learning #maturing Good to know that he figured out how wrong they were all on his lonesome as I doubt it had anything to do with learning or maturing.
Ethan reminds me of the shit stain that showed up one Friday night to take young Rebecca Fartknocker out on a date. About 2 hours later young Rebecca called Mrs. Fartknocker telling her that shit stain called my daughter the C-word. So now I had two upset women in Casa Fartknocker, meaning no samwiches for me until this issue was resolved. So, I went to young shit stain's house, woke up Mr. shit stain, explained my dilemma and was invited in to wake the pin dick up at 1:30 AM and explain to him the rules of engagement with the Fartknockers. He was also informed that if he every wanted to pro-create that he should maintain a 100 foot No Fartknocker exclusion zone unless he wanted to deal with the medical issue of his nut sack shoved into his sinus. Ethan is no more than a colostomy bag with a mouth.
Jeb should have just picked someone with no track record or history, so that all of the upcoming dumbass mistakes could unfold in real time. Much more fun that way!
Picture caption: "WMD! WMD! I haz found it!"
<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=-yZHveWFvqM" target="_blank">&#039;Mercia, &#039;Mercia, &#039;Mercia</a>
Why was John Candy hugging President Bush? I thought he was Canadian?
It&#039;s too bad Ethan Czahor doesn&#039;t have a family because he would soon be spending more time with them.
Ethan Czahor&#039;s last tweet 15 hrs ago. &quot;i deleted some old jokes i made years ago that i no longer find funny or appropriate.&quot; #learning #maturing Good to know that he figured out how wrong they were all on his lonesome as I doubt it had anything to do with learning or maturing.
I see that the Bush talent for surrounding themselves with highly competent people runs in the family.
Ethan reminds me of the shit stain that showed up one Friday night to take young Rebecca Fartknocker out on a date. About 2 hours later young Rebecca called Mrs. Fartknocker telling her that shit stain called my daughter the C-word. So now I had two upset women in Casa Fartknocker, meaning no samwiches for me until this issue was resolved. So, I went to young shit stain&#039;s house, woke up Mr. shit stain, explained my dilemma and was invited in to wake the pin dick up at 1:30 AM and explain to him the rules of engagement with the Fartknockers. He was also informed that if he every wanted to pro-create that he should maintain a 100 foot No Fartknocker exclusion zone unless he wanted to deal with the medical issue of his nut sack shoved into his sinus. Ethan is no more than a colostomy bag with a mouth.
The V.A? Oh, you mean background checking?
Let me see if I got this straight..... Neil Bush is Cooper Manning, Dubya is Eli Jeb is Peyton?
Naw, I&#039;ma go with Larry, Darryl, and Darryl.
Jeb should have just picked someone with no track record or history, so that all of the upcoming dumbass mistakes could unfold in real time. Much more fun that way!
Maybe Jeb can use some of that Romney magic and hire 22 people to approve young Ethan&#039;s tweets going forward. It would create jobs also, too.
Perhaps Ethan should learn how to socialize better before Jeb lets him out in public.
That Ameirca is so fuckin lazy. She&#039;ll sleep till noon if you let her.
Or birth defects in the unborn child.
Ta Da! Darwin&#039;s law finally catches up with the anti-vaxers.
Happy to help Eric Bolling:
When the nation was under attack, George Dubya cowered in fear while brave Americans fought for the lives in the sky over Pennsylvania. #WakeUpAmerica
When astrology didn&#039;t work, Ronald Reagan turned to rock, paper ... um, um ... oops. #WakeUpAmerica
Dubya loved Jesus so much he did nothing to help the poor, the sick, the homeless. #WakeUpAmerica