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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Bristol knows....they did it all together

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Swampay's avatar

"If that Rubio fella gets elected* he'll probably be successful** and you'll want him back. So vote for me."??? I don't get the "logic"

*he won't**no he won't

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Skeptic Rising's avatar

Wow. Hard to believe, but apparently, Jeb! really is the dumb one.

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Skeptic Rising's avatar

Jebberwocky?

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

On an exceptionally clear day, you can see that Mt.Rainier sized pile of things from Portland!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or Sarah's porch

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

at least you eventually come down from those. these people never seem to sober up...

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r m reddicks's avatar

Can anyone explain this shit to me? I don't think I'm that drunk.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015...

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fuflans's avatar

man i miss fresca!

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Boscoe's avatar

I've already seen two people talking about it, so it must be true!

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Boscoe's avatar

...But just after OJ finds the REAL killer...

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r m reddicks's avatar

Damn. I was betting on Carson.

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Boscoe's avatar

What, he was afraid Jindal would give him heartburn?

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Seek's avatar

Sorry - That's just wrong.

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La Cieca's avatar

Trying to win the love of Bar Bush is the definition of "quixotic."

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