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Bristol knows....they did it all together

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"If that Rubio fella gets elected* he'll probably be successful** and you'll want him back. So vote for me."??? I don't get the "logic"

*he won't**no he won't

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Wow. Hard to believe, but apparently, Jeb! really is the dumb one.

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Jebberwocky?

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On an exceptionally clear day, you can see that Mt.Rainier sized pile of things from Portland!

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or Sarah's porch

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at least you eventually come down from those. these people never seem to sober up...

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Can anyone explain this shit to me? I don't think I'm that drunk.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015...

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man i miss fresca!

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I've already seen two people talking about it, so it must be true!

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...But just after OJ finds the REAL killer...

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Damn. I was betting on Carson.

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What, he was afraid Jindal would give him heartburn?

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Sorry - That's just wrong.

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Trying to win the love of Bar Bush is the definition of "quixotic."

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