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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Those Ellis the Elephant books don't write themselves, you know.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The sharpest pencil in the Bush family box is still just an eraser.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Hannity: Gobernador Heb. if you had known then, when Megyn asked the you the question, that by "then" she meant "then, " not "now" and that by "now" she meant "now," "not "then" would you have answered as you did, then or now?

Heb: Yes. Or no. Whichever one doesn't make me look like an half-brained asshole.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Or the tough guy in the Backstreet Boys fan club.

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MikeyArmstrong's avatar

The prick choked on that answer because he was dying to deliver that zinger about Hillary also voting to invade Iraq.

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georgiaburning's avatar

Nah, just keep the place stocked with crayons

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arglebargle's avatar

He does, however, display many much characteristicals of a former huffer.

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Doug Langley's avatar

Totally forgetting that Hillary has long since apologized for that vote.

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Thomas Mc's avatar

Vote Bush if you want a third CHENEY term.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

I don't really think he has a chance on number 2, regardless of his dreams and aspirations. .

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Good to know his descendants are keeping up THAT tradition.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Well, except for that minor incident back in '01.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

No, that was clearly Clinton's Obama's fault.

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kfreed's avatar

"faulty intelligence" which we made up and forced everyone to swallow... otherwise TRAITOR!

Just ask Valerie Plame, Joe Wilson, and Scooter Libby or pretty much any liberal alive during the run-up to the invasion.

Sincerely,People with Memories

P.S. "Grover Norquist on the GOP candidates: All we need is someone who can 'handle a pen'"http://www.dailykos.com/sto...

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kfreed's avatar

Hillary and 70% of the population. We should definitely blame the people who were lied to rather than the people who did the lying.

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kfreed's avatar

"known unknowns" or "unknown knowns"... "fool me twice"..,

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