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Those Ellis the Elephant books don't write themselves, you know.

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The sharpest pencil in the Bush family box is still just an eraser.

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Hannity: Gobernador Heb. if you had known then, when Megyn asked the you the question, that by "then" she meant "then, " not "now" and that by "now" she meant "now," "not "then" would you have answered as you did, then or now?

Heb: Yes. Or no. Whichever one doesn't make me look like an half-brained asshole.

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Or the tough guy in the Backstreet Boys fan club.

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The prick choked on that answer because he was dying to deliver that zinger about Hillary also voting to invade Iraq.

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Nah, just keep the place stocked with crayons

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He does, however, display many much characteristicals of a former huffer.

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Totally forgetting that Hillary has long since apologized for that vote.

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Vote Bush if you want a third CHENEY term.

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I don't really think he has a chance on number 2, regardless of his dreams and aspirations. .

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Good to know his descendants are keeping up THAT tradition.

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Well, except for that minor incident back in '01.

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No, that was clearly Clinton's Obama's fault.

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"faulty intelligence" which we made up and forced everyone to swallow... otherwise TRAITOR!

Just ask Valerie Plame, Joe Wilson, and Scooter Libby or pretty much any liberal alive during the run-up to the invasion.

Sincerely,People with Memories

P.S. "Grover Norquist on the GOP candidates: All we need is someone who can 'handle a pen'"http://www.dailykos.com/sto...

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Hillary and 70% of the population. We should definitely blame the people who were lied to rather than the people who did the lying.

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"known unknowns" or "unknown knowns"... "fool me twice"..,

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