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Rick Perry. He can schedule a Prayer-A-Palooza while the boat is sinking.

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Mitt cannot not posses people's souls. As a Sucker of Satan's Cock, he can only collect them for the Dark One.

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Based on what he's said, Romney is running to be Dubya's third term so having a Bush on the ticket can only help with that message.

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No way could Jeb have all the daddy issues and dry drunk persona of his brother. He'd just be a common GOP hack. After Cheney the Republican VEEP candidate must be capable of bloody backstabbing, ruthless disregard for the law and the Constitution, and a demented desire to help people who've given him money.

SHIT! There's still a lot of those around!

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Was Jeb involved in that too? I thought it was just Neil.

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On a scale of super-toxic to very toxic: 1. Jeb 2. Ryan 3. Rubio

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You know, technically their dad is eligible, since he only got one term.

I also like how the beltway in-crowd keeps bringing up Rob Portman and Mitch Daniels, as if either weren't also <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Director_of_the_Office_of_Management_and_Budget#List_of_Directors" target="_blank">Bush cronies</a>.

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Roll that beautiful bean footage!

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Jeb is a major advocate of privatizing public schools and relying on internet-based education, which has be found to be less than stellar: <a href="http:\/\/motherjones.com\/mojo\/2011\/10\/virtual-classes-real-cheating" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://motherjones.com/mojo/2011/10/virtual-class...">http://motherjones.com/mojo...

Jeb also passed Florida's "Terri Law," which allowed the State to intervene in all future cases similar to Terri Schivo.

Jeb was born in Midland, Texas so he drank the same water that his brother W drank. There is something in the water in Midland that makes people very conservative, God fearing, and not very open to science or reality. This should work well for the American electorate.

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