Jeff Greene Can't Win a Primary But Maybe He Can Sue the Newspapers
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Celebrity millionaire playboy Jeff Greene had only one goal last week, and that was to win his primary in Florida so he could be the "Democratic candidate" to run against Charlie Crist and Marco Rubio, for comedy. But he lost because the press -- the evil press! -- painted him as a sleazy celebrity millionaire playboy who profited off the housing collapse! And now the media will be destroyed.
Jeff Greene Can't Win a Primary But Maybe He Can Sue the Newspapers
Jeff Greene Can't Win a Primary But Maybe He…
Jeff Greene Can't Win a Primary But Maybe He Can Sue the Newspapers
Celebrity millionaire playboy Jeff Greene had only one goal last week, and that was to win his primary in Florida so he could be the "Democratic candidate" to run against Charlie Crist and Marco Rubio, for comedy. But he lost because the press -- the evil press! -- painted him as a sleazy celebrity millionaire playboy who profited off the housing collapse! And now the media will be destroyed.