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"Not every one of those voters is a dedicated fascist."

We hope.

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Or we could offer policy positions that Democrats (yes even the non-coastal ones) actually want, instead of candidates so studiously bland they don’t seem like they’d be capable of deciding how to wipe their own asses. But hey, talking about rural Democrats like they’re all stupid rubes and assuming they want Republicans with Ds by their names has worked so well for us, I guess we could stick with that.

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IK,R? My pharmacist is a Coptic Christian from Egypt, but the Republicans would ship him back just because he's got brown skin and speaks with a funny accent.

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Double overtime for the various Gestapo units involved.

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Almost as though he's obeying his own natural laws regarding earthquakes, storms, floods, and droughts.

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A rich man's entitled son?

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While jerking them off simultaneously, this candidates have to excite me thing is fucking ridiculous, vote for the Dem running, not the one you fantasize we should have.

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Also too work with the system you have not the one you fantasize you wish we had.

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Yes, and try to change it as best you can once you are elected. But learn the actual system.

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Who, sadly are so quick to fall for the loaded question.

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Historical precedent.

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Yes they will be terrorists. Why can't they foresee this? And then to conservatives this will only confirm the beliefs they already seem to cherish. Is anything going to rescue this country ? I mean is the House going to obey Nancy Pelosi forever and allow subpoenas to lie around, and no reaction to the law breaking by these sleazes?

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But she didn't pull herself up by the bootstraps! There!

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So the media wouldn't be covering it.

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"These aren't the bills *I* waaaaaaant!"

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