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The ghost of his political career, funnily enough, is also dressed like a Klansman.

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The offended Florida republicans cried “My culture is not a costume!”

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You know I never considered that. It's usually black face, and shoe polish is everywhere. Where do you get Klan robes like that?!?! Maybe the spirit store was a whole different thing in the 80s and early 90's.

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Probably a family heirloom

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Picked them up at the dry cleaners on the way to the party.

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Gadsden County is full of Coca-Cola millionaires, thanks to a local banker back in the day who made it a requirement that people he extended loans to invest in Coke stocks.

The black residents, on the other hand, not being considered "creditworthy," tended not to share in the largess.

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a more appropriate costume this Halloween

Sexy GQP turdball, for example.

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Pulled them out of his everyday closet.

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The next time some rassist apologist asswipe conservative (in that order) sez “but democrats do it too!!!!” remind them of the difference: by and large when stoopid bigoted shit comes out from their past Dems disavow it, apologize, and take steps to actually help end racism. The conservoturds? Slink away back to their lizard holes to lick their wounds and whine how victimized and replaced they feel.

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Coke was better in the early 1900’s when it was an elixir with actual cocaine in it. Caffeine is ok, but coke is just so damn peppy.

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