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Spurning Beer's avatar

Some of them would also miss Homo on the Range and Rear Deliveries.

Jukesgrrl's avatar

I just called one of my senators, Jeff Flake, to express my thoughts about Jeff Sessions. I tried to remain calm and the aide listened very politely. McCain's office didn't answer. Maybe my phone number is on a list.

Suse πŸ•ŠοΈ's avatar

Al Franken is asking Sessions if he believes Trump's claims about voter fraud.

Jukesgrrl's avatar

I love Al. I'm not even a constituent and he sent me some nice family recipes in his holiday message.

Jukesgrrl's avatar

Ed Meese, Ronald Reagan Distinguished Fellow Emeritus at The Heritage Foundation. If that doesn't creep you out, nothing ever will.

AngryKatie's avatar

How do you get on Al Franken's xmas card list, because that's awesome.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Are we all going to get cool pilgrim uniforms because basically that's where it looks like we are headed.

mailman27's avatar

Gimme back my pull-its?

DahBoner's avatar

Great joke from CK Lewis…

You know they got another name for motherfucker?

β€œDad”.https://media1.giphy.com/me...

$142720624's avatar

Are they going to outlaw Yootoob? Everyone knows all the best stuff is on Yootoob.

$142720624's avatar

Bloom County was the shit. The sanity of the Reagan era.

$142720624's avatar

In Russia, porn masturbates to you!

Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

I just hope they come AFTER coming FOR it, and that they don't come ON it.